- The market will be off to the races to start 2012, without a single pullback in January.
- In February, Tim Tebow will win the superbowl, and announce his retirement shortly thereafter, and stocks continue to rally.
- The facebook iPO will finally launch, and mark the highs for 2012
- The market then trades down 40 points everyday for the rest of the year. “Get your 40 homie.”
- However, Google trades in its own bull market, and hits $1000.
- Summertime comes around, and hurricane activity heats up. The Fly’s newly established city will be wiped out, all while leaving Fly’s new home unscathed. Hence, Fly wins again.
- The Fly then moves back to New York.
- Wild fires sweep across the globe, and the Mayan calendar is all the rage.
- The iBC annual meeting is canceled and ChessNwine introduces The Cajun to Las Vegas. The night ends up being a rerun of the movie Hangover, with Chuck Bennent slipping illegal substance in our drinks.
- There is an attempt to do an iBC seminar, but it never happens. Instead, iBC launches its first hedge fund, indeud Capital llc.
- 12631, iBC’s premium chat room, continues to hit 52 week highs, and people finally realize the power of The PPT hybrid score.
- iBC gets a nice buyout offer, but it is declined for the greater good of the internet.
- Obama is reelected, and the market continues to slide into the abyss.
- Pastor Harold Camping predicts the world will end again, then dies on December
21, 2012, the last day of the Mayan Calendar. Justice is served. - The world doesn’t end, but people will wish that it would.
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LOL, RC. Yours are almost as bleak as the Fly’s, but somehow uplifting at the same time.
That’s a real talent to make us feel good and get us chuckling all the while telling us how totally cooked we are.
I agree with chanci. It’s not so dark.
When shall I purchase those tickets?
Regards,
Chuck
maybe August
Hilarious. Greatness, RC.
Haha, thanks Zombie.