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OA WUZ HEEER

The preparations have been made. I went grocery shopping, grabbed some ammunition, boiled a drum of water, and told all the people in my life that I don’t like how much I fucking hate them earlier today via text message. Let’s do this.

MV5BMjcwNzczNDQ0MV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMTE0NzA0MQ@@._V1_SX640_SY720_Tomorrow is the day of financial and societal reckoning.

I would hope that in all of this, we can leave polite comments in the comments section tonight and tomorrow. I’ve enjoyed most of you, and think you are potential leaders in the upcoming millennium, given your fierce competitive nature and resilience participating in the unwinding of financial markets.

Godspeed all, I hope you find peaceful rest this evening.

OA

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84 comments

  1. ecchymosis

    You’re the greatest – hope you take dozens of the bastards out before they swarm your bunker.

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  2. kidstock

    Brooks was here….see y’all on the other side

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  3. bchu

    give us some guidance oh fearless leader!! I think I speak for all of us that I have no clue where we go next.

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  4. UncleBuccs

    Only the sinners (like bchu) will burn for all eternity in the post-Shemitah apocalypse. The righteous will be raptured up to iBC heaven, to sit upon the lap of R.W. Pelican for all eternity (unlimited Exodus access will also be supplied).

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  5. k_melancon

    Nice bowl shape on the nasdaq today – perfect for eating a last meal in. I would go to Shake Shack tomorrow, but the Pope is in DC and access will be blocked – bummer

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  6. mr_peartree

    Happy Shemitah — I’ll be smoking some pookilaualau with my boy Blue

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  7. Jacked Rabbit

    It takes forever for ANYTHING to get to South Dakota (progress, wine, paved roads, etc.) so come on out and hunker down. Looking at past experience, armageddon won’t get here for another 75 years.

    Up until last Tuesday, people here thought Bear Stearns was a wedding announcement for some out of towners.

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  8. jon v

    Sold SSO here.

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  9. jon v

    I grabbed NFLX at $98.4 and FCAU at $13.3. Also grabbed AMGN at $145.1. Not sure what I will do with all of these

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  10. Dr. Fly

    it sounds like you’ve bottomed.

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  11. formergeek

    I always woner on these, do they occur on eastern standard time or greenwich?

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    • canalsrb

      One time zone at a time…. You can watch the carnage at the top of every hour.

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  12. Thomas Jefferson

    The sensible play is of course $UGAZ. Nuclear winter will be cold, no? We’ll need to keep extra warm and burn gobs of Nat Gas. Long from $7.28.

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  13. longview

    The Pope and Xi PIng both arrive in the US the day before 9//23. Coincidence? Hardly! One of these guys is the Antichrist. You pick.

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    • Option Addict

      Pope?

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      • longview

        Reasonable minds may disagree, but the Pope certainly has more gravitas, in my book, and it would be cool to see him shed his garments, burst into flame, split the earth and summon demons.

        All Xi Ping can really do is another surprise devaluation, I guess.

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  14. Trent J

    OA: This came to mind immediately.. You in the cellar at the end lighting a final smoke and laughing maniacally. 🙂

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOzgD89EMqY

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  15. linmoo

    9 out of 10 Dutch farmers have prepared for tomorrow by burying gold bars under the milking cow. You don’t stand a chance.

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  16. UncleBuccs

    Some apocalypse themed Johnny Paycheck to welcome in Shemitah. Never pass up an opportunity to get your honkytonk on…. https://youtu.be/aqunV99xBfM

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  17. Quality Control Inferno
    Quality Control Inferno

    Is that Nibiru I see coming up over the horizon? God speed everyone.

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  18. Heckler511

    I have 923 unread emails and im fucking scared shitless

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  19. frog

    I’m scared and I don’t even know what’s going on

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  20. Steve

    limit down tonight

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  21. kidstock

    I am a believer that higher Crude = higher share prices. The move from $40 to $50 was significant in magnitude and could mark a significant change in trend. Looking for $47+ to confirm.

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    • Steve

      The move from $47 to $66 was even larger. See chart for what happened next. Assuming it happens, I’d be a buyer of the third breakdown.

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  22. kidstock

    Which group is more scared – bulls or bears?

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  23. Quality Control Inferno
    Quality Control Inferno

    Doing a little light reading tonight. Tomorrow is the 266th day of the year. Pope Francis is the 266th pope. A human pregnancy lasts an average of 266 days. The Pope was elected 923 days ago. Current time: 9:23 P.M. ET.

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  24. Quality Control Inferno
    Quality Control Inferno

    Google “Pope landed at 3:29” and scroll down about 5 stories.

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  25. MSGT HARTMAN

    Using iBC methodology, since the market closed red today, we go green tomorrow.

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  26. BlueStar: Contrarian Investor
    BlueStar: Contrarian Investor

    The Nasdaq closed down 72.23 points. Or 7+2.23 or 9.23. Good luck all. Game Over. As Newt from Aliens says about ES Futures traders “they mostly come at night…mostly.” http://youtu.be/B436avtEXzs

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  27. formergeek

    I have seen the apocalypse, just got back from the Fremont street experience in Vegas. I think i saw Ron Jeremy amongst a couple nuns nuns with their tits hanging out along with untold other sites which cannot be unseen.

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  28. matt_bear

    i dropped a deuce at 9:21 last night.

    921 + 2 = 923. Scary.

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  29. lol

    So I looked up CERN in Google news and this came up
    https://www.rt.com/news/316203-symmetry-nature-cern-study/
    “Fundamental symmetry” almost sounds like “sublime harmony of mathematical precision”

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  30. lol

    http://www.trinitynewsdaily.com/particle-collider/3635/

    Stargate open!!!

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  31. Thegametheorist

    Pope ceremony started I 9:23 am I can not make this shit up

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  32. lplongo

    Had a small long in IDRA for a few weeks now. Impressed how it’s holding up here and may add to it.

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  33. Heckler511

    “After about 10 minutes, the pope departed the White House for the meeting with Obama and thousands of dignitaries. He arrived there at 9:23 a.m.”

    It is a little weird they would write that into the story yeah?

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    • lol

      That’s crazy. Supposedly I also read it’s allegedly the 266th day of the year and he’s the 266th pope, and he’s been pope for 923 days if you don’t count the first day… I don’t know if someone can confirm that since it came from a conspiracy theory site.

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    • BlueStar: Contrarian Investor
      BlueStar: Contrarian Investor

      Given all the 9/23 sightings:One of two possibilities. There is a God and he is trying to warn us or this is a giant CIA psyop. Either way I am creeped out.

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  34. k_melancon

    So is the Yen carry trade really driving stock prices at the moment?

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  35. Steve

    UWTI renaming symbol – UTI

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  36. Thomas Jefferson

    Not sure if I’m going to make it into the live AHWOA tonight. Can you, over the next couple of days, go over your Fat Pitch Shopping List for the next big buy opportunity? I am having trouble remembering the different ideas even though we’ve discussed them a few times. It will also keep me incentivized against over trading the tape right now.

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  37. Damian

    And, of course, September 23 is a turn date on the Bradley model.

    http://bradleysiderograph.com/2015-turn-dates-sp500/

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  38. Hawaiifive0

    Bought UGAZ @ 7.26.

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  39. Hawaiifive0

    OA,
    Are you holding through the natural gas storage report tomorrow morning? UGAZ

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