I am most pleased to find myself up 2.2% today in equities (thanks to the added boost of a 15% margin position), with all of my stocks appreciating. MGM, NRP, TLP, AEC, AWK, CLP and BG were all up today; which is of course more than I can say for LMLP…
Yes, it was a rather splendid day for me. In fact, the only thing I own that was down was physical silver. And, given the last few weeks, who gives a fuck right?
Unfortunately, I could soon find myself in a spot of trouble. The reason is best summed up if I just show it to you:
This is Cristina Fernandez, the president of Argentina. And she is a huge whore.
I spent a good deal of time looking through pictures of this woman (arguably more than I spent thinking about this post), but I ultimately settled on this particular photograph because it depicts her talking.
Like most asshole socialists, that is how she spends 95% of her waking moments. It is fitting I present her as such now.
This twit and her dumbass husband turned what was once the most flourishing country in South America into a decrepit shit heap. She managed, through her absurd demands and senseless tampering, to almost destroy Argentina’s agricultural sector once before. And so, using amazing powers of learning, she has decided to give it another go; this time accusing the major crop growers of evading taxes.
Let’s make something clear here. Of course they were evading taxes. I don’t even care if they weren’t; because if I lived under Fernandez, I would be evading taxes like a son of a bitch.
But allow me to impart a small bit of wisdom for the benefit of self righteous retards to the South. This is something that America learned a good while ago, which is why we often pay farmers asinine credits for doing nothing, just to make sure we always have more than enough to eat.
Don’t fuck with people who provide your food.
(This wisdom may also have come from the writers of the movie Waiting, but who’s counting?)
As much fun as it was watching the stupid bitch deal with rioting farmers and food shortages the last time she tried to lay down infallible edicts of social justice, tampering now would upset my stake in BG (to date one of the few large scale growing operations left in the world which hasn’t faced set backs in the previous two years).
I’d much rather she gets shut down early this time around via opposition ball point pen…
…shoved through her trachea, if need be.
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