As the market is off a whopping fraction of a percent, commentators are literally soiling themselves on live television, trying to time the next selloff.
Oil reversed yesterday – to a flurry of publications informing us that the move higher is over with.
Bond analysts are flipping out about Europe.
Romney made some comment most everyone I hang out with agrees with – half of all American’s are lazy tits with zero self-worth – and now a few ancient and withered CNN “journalists” are creaming their pants insisting Obama now somehow has this election in the bag.
And China is thinking of crushing Japan because of some island that might have oil rights.
Folks, this is obviously a drama day. I’m checking my brain out.
Do you understand insignificant this selloff is?
Do you get how high all commodities ramped over the last three weeks as the QE announcement was obviously leaked?
Do you see that European bond yields are still lower than they’ve been all year?
Do you understand that CNN journalists all dorm together in a crawl space and haven’t made a correct prediction in the last 15 years? That the polls coming out have fluctuated consistently by 3% or more, leaving Obama and Romney (the guy supposedly nobody likes) in a virtual tie?
Do you get that Japan has nukes too?
Seriously, this is ridiculous. I’m closing the 9th floor for business early today. My things are packed. I’m closing the door behind me – the lights are flipped off as my hand slides quickly out before the latch locks tight.
Today is just too stupid to get involved with. I’ll see you tomorrow.
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