I know what you’re thinking. There goes the neighborhood! This was my reaction too! I was minding my own bidness yesterday when all of a sudden I received an email announcing that I was chosen as the KOPG for March. I thought it was a joke. The Fly’s enforcer said the Fly don’t joke! This was how our conversation went.
Fly Enforcer (FE): Do you want it or not punk?
L/DL/S: Do I get any compensation?
FE: Are you on drugs?
L/DL/S: Is this the call to the Big Show where my name will be under the Blogs tab?
FE: Now I know you’re on drugs!
L/DL/S: Then what do I get in return?
FE: Nothing!
L/DL/S: Was this win by default?
FE: What do you think?
L/DL/S: So let me get this straight. There’s no pay, there will be no autograph from The Fly, and I received it by default. I’ll take it! Indeud!!!
All kidding aside, I’d like to thank all of you who voted for me in February. Without those votes, I wouldn’t have gotten a chance to join an illustrious group. Following Yogi will be a tall order indeud!
Moober actually beat me out, but he didn’t have enough plate appearances to qualify. My 4.10 score was the highest since Mr. Cain Thaler’s 4.16 in April ’10. Hammy holds the all-time record of 4.80 in March ’09. I think that record will stand for a long, long time.
There have been many talented people who’ve won this award including two, Mr. Cain Thaler & chessNwine both whom eventually promoted to the Big Show. Mr. Cain Thaler dominated KOPG. I’m surprised The Fly hasn’t named the award after him.
Amazingly, there have been only three KOPG multiple winners!
Sorry, I’ll stop with the useless statistics. Woodshedder took away my debut thunder by already talking about March’s statistics. We think alike! As you can see, the last two March’s have been exceptional. Will this 3rd time be a charm too? Today was also the 1st trading day of the month since November 2010 where the SP500 closed below the open. And we know what happened last November.
I will try to live up to the great history of KOPG. I’m hoping I’ll turn out like #16 instead of #2 on this list.
Finally, The Fly’s enforcer gave me some advice.
Say indued Gracie! Indeud!!!
P.S. The plaque should say Lies, Damned Lies & Statistics…lol.
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