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Batten Down the Hatches, Ye Dogs!

pirate battle 

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We be coursin’ out o’ the far lip o’ the storm and here it tis at her strongest.    With the power o’ yon circlin’ vortex, it will try to drag ye to yer briny doom deep in the cold confines o’ Davey Jones’ Locker.   Take heed, lads!

Make an eye on yon dollar representative [[UUP]] — note how he’s strooglin’ and dancin’ like a half-mad murth’rous boocaneer at the end o’ a strip of fine English gallows hemp?    He’s tryin’ tah break ye lads, and his murth’rous brither, $DXY has shot all it’s grape over $81.00 as oirly as this morn!     They’re after ye traisure lads, as shore as I was born a palsied pain and boirnin’ boyle to the British Empire’s arse!

Aim yer guns down, lads, right below the waterline of yon King’s Federal Admiralty First Rater, the H.M.S. BernYankme, for her three decks are festooned with dollar cannon, ready to sink ye with all hands aboard, and yor sparkly traisure o’ silver and gold as well!   

But beware the storm that assists yon bewigged and brass-buttoned scurvy Federal Redcoats, blowin’ out of the South Mediterannean, and the Aegean Sea.   Tis driving the dollar to new highs against the warped and besotted Euro.   Fill the lifeboats with [[DRR]] and other provisions such as meat pasties and cane sugar.   Despite the dollar tide being up near a full 100 basis points, [[GLD]] and even [[SLV]] are riding the storm well, which gives me good cheer, even as my cutlass runs red down it’s fuller, and my beard sizzles with ball and gunpowder.

[[SVM]] and [[PAAS]] which were laggards last week, seem to be holding out the best in the silver circus.   [[EXK]] , Hecla Mining Company [[HL]] and [[CDE]] are next in line, with my favourite (sic) Silver Wheaton Corp. (USA) [[SLW]] taking the worst of the tsunami wave for the rest of her crew.   

The cautious among ye will await the drop o’ DXY below the $81.00 sea line.   At that point, I think even the Treasury Bane [[TBT]] will be boardable without fear of it becoming a Jonah.   Me three favourite golds, Allied Nevada Gold Corp. [[ANV]] , Eldorado Gold Corporation (USA) [[EGO]] and IAMGOLD Corporation (USA) [[IAG]] seem to be holding up in that order as well.

Hold hard mates, I see a calm horizon when this sqall be done.

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18 comments

  1. Treepart

    What…no Poop Deck joke?

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  2. BernieCornfeld

    Your beards sizzling with balls is an image I am trying to erase from my mind, but nonetheless I hope our raping and pillaging is about to begin!

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  3. TA

    Indeed, Gold and Silver’s strength in the face of the dollar is impressive to say the least.

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  4. sniper6

    Pirate-speak should be mandatory on Mondays from now on.

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  5. Jayhawk91

    Tiiiimmmmmaaayyy is short SLV again!

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    • JakeGint

      Timmay is dumber than funstix and as pompous as a rogue. He’s been broadsided so many times he’s built a cell tower down around Davey Jones’ Locker, and I think he’s got Sprint to buy an interest.

      +++++++++++

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      • J

        I haven’t been over there seeing his idiocy and dissembling bullshit gets my blood pressure up.

        The last time I was there was when he was touting his paradigm shit of the market tanking to previous lows and beyond. I couldn’t take it any more

        Is the goose still short?

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  6. Teahouse On The Tracks
    Teahouse On The Tracks

    Timmay should be long tin foil ……..

    Me, Shhhh …. I’m huntin’ wabbit!

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  7. toptick114

    $USD 81.40 is pivotal. A ‘Close’ above such figure could precipitate further advance to the 83 level. However, tremendous congestion remains in the 80-81 zone from a short/intermediate-term perspective.

    Longer-term, the ‘Buck’ is Dead/Doomed, it just doesn’t realize it, yet.

    72———->62————->52-55 ………

    Nonetheless, both Gold/Silver remain ‘resilient’ and perhaps witnessing a decoupling? Stay tuned.

    Disclosure: Have been (since’03) and remain, Loaded with Physical and Jr’s.

    Good Day, Sirs.

    Indeed!

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    • JakeGint

      Aye lads, yon Dolorous Dollar is a dean mon walkin’, sookin’ off the bleedin’ teats o’ yon Eurotard coorency.

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      Treu story, lads, took mine scabrous fambly with me on an inner Glades fanboat tour and the toor guide was a six six , 280 lb (if a ha’penny), braided pony tailed golden bearded Viking-Pirate.

      Fer shoor he was scoutin’ out gold doubloons among the gators and blue herons.

      ______

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  8. Teahouse On The Tracks
    Teahouse On The Tracks

    Wondered about that tour …. was your captain able to find enough critters for the spyglass to make it worthy of the Queen’s ransom he demanded for transport?

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