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What Goes On at Jake’s Desk Whilst He’s Away
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What the hell goes on around here while I’m gone? I mean, a man takes a couple of days to go on a top secret mission, and the place falls to wrack and ruin. I come back and my desk is all askew… my papers molested, my fine Cuban cigars gummed and caked with salivatory drool. What in the bloody blazes has been going on in my absence!?
What’s that? Random Errand Boys stealing up to my desk and attempting to short the silver lode?? My impulsive young man! Why not just go bounce on the high-tensile strength trampoline with a fistful of extra-sharpened #2 Ticonderoga Pencils??
Honestly, I just don’t understand the tendency toward self-immolation that pervades this site in my absence. Why is it some many of you “traders” look to shower yourselves with butane and then engage in “roman candle horseplay” of the most ill-advised variety? This is not an episode of “Jackass,” this is high-thesis investing!
Don’t you like money?
Why take the high risk trade? For thrills, a la Beavis, et al?
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XchwE9zVdnw&feature=related 450 300]It’s nonsensical, I tell you. If there’s one thing my compadre Gary Savage and I agree on… it’s this maxim: NEVER SHORT A BULL MARKET!
How many times must I repeat it, and still, like moths to the flame, Icarus to the sun and an Obama Voter to a Trans Fat protest march, you insist on ruining your fragile portfolios by playing with pinless grenades whilst cavorting in a cranberry bog. And here you come again, your fingerless hand-stumps held out in silent imprecation, blaming me for your troubles.
Well, it’s true, I am here to help. But you mustn’t be led astray again. Remember, fading over-confidence in certain sectors of this site is almost as sure a signal as an overbought dollar. Here’s the latest on that curmudgeonly currency, btw… note how we are advancing into significant zone of resistance on this weekly:
Note that I think the dollar can extend all the way back up to that0 $78.10 area, where both the 61.8% golden ratio fibonacci retrace and the rising trend line offer strong resistance. So don’t be surprised if we pull back a touch more in both the markets and the commodities in the next couple of days as the dollar reaches that resistance level one more time.
After that re-touch, I predict that we will see one final glorious “plungerooni” in the dollar… down to the lows indicated on the above weekly chart. At this juncture I expect the typical bull here will get drunk on cheap cherry wine and– in the the throes of sock-tongued inebriation– bury his face in the bosom of some local tavern wench.
This, I would contend, would be an ill-usage of your time. I would rather suggest taking that period to phase out of your remaining long positions including, sadly, your precious metal miners (at least for the nonce), whilst battening down the hatchest with some choice shorts (like the Skiffles).
In the spirit of caution I of course must warn you: should we break significantly past that $78 dollar index price marking our resistance, all wagers are off, and the window should be closed all the sooner.
My best to you, my Nuttiest of Professors.
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