Friday, March 19th, 2010

Note, upper left corner — “The Perfect Sammich”
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To the chagrin of Bears and cash horders everywhere, the unemployment numbers were magically re-arranged in unicorn land to gallop forth and match the pixie-dust retail fabulations we got yesterday.
Ladies and gentlemen, I’d like to take this moment to thank The Gap Inc. (GPS: 23.31 0.00%) [...]

 
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I don’t have a lot of time, as I’m “leaving on a jet plane” from Minnesota South, also known as Palm Beach County, Florida, to warmer climes in the Bluegrass region.   Also dealing with some family issues, not the least being my wife’s tolerance for “vacation” with our four kids — “not to exceed five [...]

 
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We be coursin’ out o’ the far lip o’ the storm and here it tis at her strongest.    With the power o’ yon circlin’ vortex, it will try to drag ye to yer briny doom deep in the cold confines o’ Davey Jones’ Locker.   Take heed, lads!
Make an eye on yon dollar representative (UUP: 23.55 [...]

 
How you like DEM appers, Hans Brix??
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While the (SPY: 117.0375 0.00%) and it’s brothers (IWM: 68.26 0.00%) and (DIA: 107.95 0.00%) continue to melt down this morning in a “Wiener Health Care Epiphany” paroxysm of joy, something odd is going on with my usually dour miners.
They are not doing the D-Wave [...]

Avast Ye Steam-punk Scalawags!
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Looks like the bewigged and wedge-shoed scarlet coats of the Federal Admiralty have thrown down their first frilly gauntlet and taken a shot across our portside bow last evening with a cannon-load of “hot grape” called “quarter point discount rate increase,” in the less civilized quarters of New Orleans and other pirate [...]

Sun, Sun, Sun, Here He Comes…
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Today was golden, metaphorically and physically.  Aye, my purse weighs heavy tonight, good sir. They’ll be more to come, but let’s see what today’s action meant for one of favourite picks.  Today, I examine the daily Allied Nevada Gold Corp. (ANV: 15.26 0.00%) chart for some near term lessons and [...]