Some of us are just gonna have to get used to Hillary presiding over foreign affairs, becoming the first President of the United States. If she can escape prison for the next 10 days, she’s the smart money favorite to become our next President of these United Steaks. People like me, actively castigating her as a fucking criminal gremlin, will need to seek refuge in Moscow during the next administration. I look forward to eating grotesque bowls of borscht over shots of vodka, with my new Russian oligarch friends.
The peso is storming back, after edging lower this evening. This is likely due to the very powerful and demanding letter of interest from a certain H. Reid, crime boss from Las Vegas.
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Futures are climbing in kind, as the fate of western finance is oddly intermingled with Hillary and the condition of the Mexican peso.
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Over the past three weeks, I’ve given my all to the political season, digging deep into the mud so that many of you don’t have to. For the sake of posterity, many years from now and America is a smoldering ashtray — my great grandkids might ask “great grandpa, what the fuck did you do to prevent Hillary Clinton from seizing power?” Proudly, I will be able to reply “I took to the internets with great vigor and tenacity. I gave it my all and I exorcized the mountebank drooling fools and cast them out and back into hades, where they belonged to roast and rot in the fires for all of eternity.”
Then I will die.
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