A Brand New Fly Streak Emerges From the Rubble

Last week I got lit on a variety of oil stocks. I sold them out and licked my wounds, swore an oath that I’d exact revenge and made arrangements for such eventualities. As you sit there, star-struck reading this, I am happy to report to you 9 (count ’em NINE) winning trades in a row. Some of these trades were taken on Friday. I cannot be stopped. Failure to adhere to my warnings will lead to your ultimate demise.

JMIA +8.8%
PD +16.4%
HUBS +8.9%
GSKY +7.7%
PINS +8.6%
GDDY +3.5%
LASR +6.5%
DAVA +8.8%
TUFN +8.4%

From here on, I do not intend to ever lose money in a stock again. I’ve released all of the banned readers — did that last year because I wanted to be provoked. I beg of you — bet against me. You have client assets and “The Fly doesn’t know what the fuck he’s doing” — so go ahead. See where it gets you.