iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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The Fed is the Market’s Bitch

Pray tell me, isn’t it the job of the Fed to see stocks trading higher? Let’s not stand on sentiment here and pretend the Fed is supposed to ignore stocks. The job of the Fed, listen to me, is to see stocks higher.

This gent disagrees.

But no one gives a shit what he thinks.

I’ll buy stocks after 3:30. Gonna wait for the sugar high to wane.

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14 comments

  1. juice

    and Trump will make some sort of a deal with Xi to finish da bears off.

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  2. acehood

    Well done, Jerome. Your holiday talk with Ben paid off.

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  3. og

    Re-test the low fags real angry at the Fed. lol

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  4. heckler

    I’m buying the “world’s largest collection of commercial satellites” which seems to me like the closest thing to an orbital space cannon I’ve ever heard of. Ticker symbol “I” Fly. How’d they get that. Just “I?”

    Anyway Trump and all the pot smoke and with the billionaires getting all scared and shit I’m thinking “world’s largest collection of commercial satellites” is about to BTFO.

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  5. edge

    Bought some GUSH right after the Fed announced. Up 20 cents. I’m nearly 100% invested including leverage…I will add.
    I don’t care what the Fed does as long as I’m on the right side of it. Cool, I say.

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  6. jbandy

    Fed put is back on. Go crazy, buy stocks.

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  7. numbersgame

    ‘from balance sheet reduction on autopilot to flexible.”

    Sven Henrich and the marekt do not know what they are talking about.

    Fed statement on balance sheet:
    “The Committee would be prepared to use its full range of tools, including altering the size and composition of its balance sheet, if future economic conditions were to warrant a more accommodative monetary policy ***than can be achieved solely by reducing the federal funds rate.***”

    In other words, no “quantative easing” untill we reach ZIRP.

    also this:
    “”active management of the supply of reserves is not required.”
    -> Autopliot

    Believe morons, or believe me and my **FED STATEMENT QUOTES**

    source: https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/monetary20190130c.htm

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    • numbersgame

      Keep in mind, that I’m NOT advocating jumping in front of the speeding Bull train, just warning that the bridge repairs aren’t going as well as the conductor thinks… eventually the market will see that the FED’s balcne sheet policy is the same as it was in December.

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      • heckler

        You’re a Bearshitter and you’re also wrong about wind chill factor lol

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  8. MSGT HARTMAN

    There’s a big room with a sign on the door “WAITING FOR CONFIRMATION”

    That’s where all the day traders go to die.

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    • numbersgame

      If you are daytrading, your timeframe is minutes (micro-seconds for algos) and confirmation time is on the same time scale.

      If you plan to hold stock for 2-7 days, then today is all the confirmation you need.

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  9. chumpdaddy

    Jay Powell, standing on his own feet over a month ago, now has knee burns from oval office carpet. We know how this ends, lots of bubbles, and a climax….but in the meantime, we can join him.

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