iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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HALLOWEEN SURPRISE: FUCKING MELT UP

If you didn’t buy yesterday, you shouldn’t be sad that you’re missing out on this great melt up, but instead happy to have concluded your experience as a self directed investor. You’re not capable of seeing the forest thru the trees, and that’s all right.

Would you get mad at a bicycle for not being able to fly? Of course not.

You’re genetically predisposition to fail at speculation, period end of story.

Now the bigger question today is: do we sell and take profits?

Short answer: no.

You sell stocks now, I come to your office and punch your fucking jawline loose.

The rally will continue until the last bear is dead.

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12 comments

  1. acehood

    Cue the “Gap needs to be filled” (no homo) crowd

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  2. speerothekid

    Market indeud went up from there

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  3. metalleg

    “Would you get mad at a bicycle for not being able to fly?”

    If I bought this I would:

    https://www.hammacher.com/product/first-flying-bicycle

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  4. jbandy

    You’re crazy–this rally should be faded. May have 1 more day at best…

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  5. numbersgame

    Today: “The rally will continue until the last bear is dead.”
    2 days ago: “BOLD DECLARATION: WE’RE IN A BEAR MARKET — PROVE ME WRONG”

    Must be te alzheimers setting in.

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    • Dr. Fly

      Maybe the issue with you isn’t annoyance, but instead you’re an idiot.

      GO READ ALL OF MY BLOGS FROM YESTERDAY.

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      • numbersgame

        This rally will continue, but it will die long before the last bear.

        The timing of the end all has to do with who holds the House and who holds the Senate #DrainTheSwamp

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  6. roundwego

    Gartman went long. Booo. Scarry market

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