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Dallas PD Detonate Robot to Neutralize Terrorist

Instead of sending in cops into harms way to take out one of the terrorists who shot 11 and killed 5 officers, the Dallas PD affixed a bomb to a robot designed to disarm bombs and blew that shit to smithereens, taking out the suspect with terminator qualities.

“I saw no other option but to use our bomb robot and place a device on its extension for it to detonate where the suspect was,” Brown said. “Other options would have exposed our officers to grave danger. The suspect is deceased as a result of detonating the bomb.”

Most of the injured Dallas police officers have been released from a hospital, Brown told reporters. The officers’ conditions are improving, Brown said.

“All I know is that this must stop — this divisiveness between our police and our citizens,” Brown said. “We don’t feel much support most days. Let’s not make today most days. Please, we need your support to be able to protect you from men like these, who carried out this tragic, tragic event.”

“I’m not going to be satisfied until we’ve turned over every stone. We’ve got some level that this one suspect did do some of the shooting. But we’re not satisfied that we’ve exhausted every lead,” he said. “So if there’s someone out there who’s associated with this, we will find you, we will prosecute you, and we will bring you to justice.”

Thus far, 3 suspects have been arrested, including a woman, while the 4th has been droned out in a parking garage.

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6 comments

  1. natehois

    Weaponize Wall-E

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  2. btn

    Wow. I’m perfectly happy that they blew up the suspect (assuming that they had eyes-on to know that he was the shooter and not just some random black guy…). It still is a bit surprising, because this is the first instance that I’ve heard of where US police blew somebody up on purpose.

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  3. btn

    Also, waiting for you to post a picture of the terrorist that got blown up, James “Jim” Boulware.

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  4. The Maven

    He blowed up! He blowed up real good!

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  5. bizerkus

    Black thugee go boom!

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