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NO ONE DIED AT $CMG; THE COAST IS CLEAR

Good news for you Mexican food lovers out there. According to the WSJ, the CDC is about to wrap up its investigation of CMG’s poisonous food products and give it the old clear to eat and not die again for consumers.

Since the ecoli outbreak, just 20 people of the 53 stricken ill with Mexican hell were hospitalized and NO ONE died.

The salsa lovers at BofA/Merrill are all over this shit (pun intended) and have upgraded the stock this morning.

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3 comments

  1. probucks

    Thank God! I’ve been starving for months! Now I can finally return to the burrito diet made popular buy the Lululemon wearing SBUX coffee drinking valley chicks of California

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  2. edgar

    They still have $22M in goodwill on the asset book so there’s that. /sarc

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  3. jpmorgains

    The ol CTEND ay? Lol

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