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Should I Write About My Cash?

Maybe I’ll start writing weekly columns about the up and coming developments in the cash sector. I could, for instance, average together all the serial numbers on my cash, and then run countless back testing to see if that number modulo 7 correlates to the S&P 500 (pitch destroyer: it doesn’t, but I’ll have a super catchy title anyway).

Perhaps I will start a new publication to go along with my columns, and call it Cash Weekly. We could discuss the new emerging colors of cash or just pay cartoonists to draw amusing characters over the top of our legal tender’s portraits.

I could always do an in depth review of up and coming US destroyers, and how they pertain to stuffing our cash down the throats of the third world? Or why I’d rather own dollars than euros or rubles? I could dedicate an entire column to other uses for cash, such as mattress stuffing or alternative clothing fabric.

Sorry for the lull; you see, I’m sitting on quite a lot of the stuff at the moment and it is really boring, even though it’s also the right move here.

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5 comments

  1. jules

    Hilarious

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  2. thegametheorist

    Im around 75% cash position currently, from 10% in October, so id say thats relevant to my portfolio!

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  3. rangersfan

    Better boring than dead. Cash is a good position right now until we get a clarity on the geo political front .

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  4. bonobo smores

    I’m currently about 35% cash. Several biotechs working well, hope that bubble doesn’t burst. Too much cash will burn a hole in the proverbial pocket. I’ve also joined PA (petroleos anonymous): oil free for over a month and proud of it.

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  5. gorby

    To funny Cain. I am mostly all in
    with a tad directed to energy- about 15%. This includes oil , solar and biofuels . I am hopeful that the huge jobs increase in America overwhelms all all else -touch wood.

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