Not Selling into Melt Up

I know, just a few days ago, “The Fly” wanted to “power dive” out of his office window, minus parachute.

It’s funny how 400 DOW points can change ones sentiment, no?

Anyway, after much debate and crystal ball viewing, “The Fly” has decided to not sell his equities, so that he may reserve the right to kick a few old men down spiked stairs in the future.

As you know, bearshitters are old men.

Additionally, “The Fly” is currently in the process of rehiring his old Voodoo physician, in order to “fuck up the short sellers,” in a very diversified way.

Developing…

NOTE: Rick Santelli is definitely short the market. VMW is no longer to be viewed upon as “waste of alphabet letters.”

I bought 1,000 HANS @ $42.88 and 1,000 FTK @ $33.48.

Disclaimer: If you buy the above stocks because of this post, your toilet bowl will over flow. And, you may lose money.

After doing a lot of rearranging on the SS Titanic, this is how I’m currently situated:

1. VMI

2. MVIS

3. BWLD

4. RIMM

5. AAPL

6. CLX

7. GME

8. LFT

9. VMW

10. GD

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Odd, no?

I bought 1,000 FXP @ $75.58.

Disclaimer: If you buy FXP because of this post, your head will fall off. And, you may lose money.

If you’re heavily short the market, don’t comment on this thread. Don’t do it to yourself.

Instead of reupping your bullshit QID positions, go walk your dog or play with electricity, via sticking a butter knife in your local socket.

While it’s true, I feel somewhat fucktarded being long FXP in this “reverse shit storm;” I still hold my core positions.

For the most part, the only real selling I did was dumping most of my beleaguered XFML position— and a little BWLD. With the proceeds, I have been nibbling at VMW.

The way I figure, when markets correct, it makes sense to dump your shitbag stocks for distressed quality names, like VMW, HANS or FMCN.

Now, I will sit back and watch my bearish friends melt like cheap K-mart candles, while I sloppily guzzling Monster Energy Soda.

I will not sell my FXP position.

Also, the price of oil is not sustainable, at these levels. If I had bigger balls, I’d go long DCR, which is an inverse play on the price of crude.

Finally, if you’re long: enjoy today’s run. If you’re short: fuck you, you’re dead.

I bought 1,000 VMW @ $81.49.

Disclaimer: If you buy VMW because of this post,the Knicks will never win 40 games again. And, you may lose money.

Europe is up 1.5% across the board. I expect Santa Claus will drop a few nu-ku-lar bombs out his sled today, mainly on the bearshitters.

For the most part, “The Fly” has been very busy “getting organized,” trying to figure this asshattery (market) out.

It’s been “mental hospital tough,” being an investor in this market. Therefore, I will make sure my next move is done with precision, as opposed to sloppy buys or sells based upon the symmetry of lines and dots—all derived from a fucking ruler (technical analysis).

George Hamilton is mentally ill.

Also, BIDZ looks like one fuck of a scam.

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