iBankCoin
Home / 2016 (page 32)

Yearly Archives: 2016

Spike in Day Rates Causes Massive Run in Dry Bulkers

Let’s put this into perspective before jumping in. This is the greatest speculative trade of 2016, on a percentage wise basis. I have years of experience trading this sector and kmow it well. Historically, the day rates for capes are very, very low. As a matter of fact, I’d bet hardly any of these shippers are making money sub $20k per day. Nonetheless, rates did spike again today, which has resulted in an astronomical gain in many bulkers — led by DRYS.

img_5633

img_5634

DRYS is higher by 45% in the pre market. But bear in mind, all of these stocks are micro caps. These aren’t even heavily shorted, because their shares have been dead money since 2008. This newly found fondness for the bulkers, for me, is the most interesting narrative in Wall Street in years. Unfortunately, it will be short lived. The day rates are just too low to justify the share gains.

img_5635 img_5636 img_5637 img_5638

In Exodus, we have the bulkers sequestered from the tankers. Our algos rank both technicals and fundamentals on a 1-5 scale. Here is the sector, with some data.

img_5639

How overbought is the sector? We’re entering 2009 overbought levels following the huge spike from the bottom of the financial crisis.
img_5640

On the bull side, this sector is so hated and underowned, it’s literally orders of magnitudes cheaper now, even after the run, than at any point the past decade. Hitherto, ships were rusting away, idle and drifting to conserve fuel expenses (not an exaggeration), thanks to a zombiefied industry of bankrupt shippers cannibalizing the market.

img_5641

BEWARE: this is an extremely cash strapped industry run by irresponsible managers who just love to buy new ships. I can promise you they’re meeting with investment bankers now to price large secondaries, in order to finance new tonnage.

A member of Exodus, who’s in the business, thinks it’s an obvious short.
img_5642

Comments »

Shares of $TGT Enormously Higher After Earnings Beat, Sales ‘Hot’ -6.7% From Last Year

Wow, what low standards you are have. The company gerrymandered an earnings beat on NEGATIVE 6.7% sales growth numbers, on top of Q3 comps of -0.2% — the high end of the range. Ooh, how exciting.

Guidance is in line with analyst estimates and comps are expected to be -1%. Fucking awesome.

The stock is bid up by 9% in the pre market.

Reports Q3 (Oct) earnings of $1.04 per share, excluding non-recurring items, $0.21 better than the Capital IQ Consensus of $0.83; revenues fell 6.7% year/year to $16.44 bln vs the $16.3 bln Capital IQ Consensus. Q3 comparable sales decreased 0.2 percent, near the high-end of the guidance range of flat to down 2 percent.

Co issues in-line guidance for Q4, sees EPS of $1.55-1.75 vs. $1.60 Capital IQ Consensus Estimate; Target raised its expectations for fourth quarter comparable sales and now expects growth in the range of (1.0) percent to 1.0 percent, compared with prior guidance of (2.0) to flat.

Fourth quarter and full-year 2016 GAAP EPS from continuing operations may include the impact of unforeseen discrete items which may be excluded in calculating Adjusted EPS. The Company is not currently aware of any such discrete items beyond those already reported in the first, second and third quarters of 2016. “Favorable gross margin mix and efficient execution by our team drove third quarter EPS performance well beyond our guidance. We also continued to gain market share in key Signature Categories and saw unexpectedly strong sales in the Back-to-School and Back-to-College season.”

On the plus side, back to school sales were strong — taking share away from the helpless Staples.

Comments »

US DOLLAR INDEX HITS 14 YEAR HIGHS

Sure, this is fucking great for American exporters. Keep telling yourselves that, as the great big trap is being laid for all of you Hillary hating white racist pigs.
img_5631

In other news, Chinese yuan enters its 10th day lower, fresh lows ahead. What this market needs, obviously, is some Fed rate hikes, in order to get the dollar to 100 year highs — also super awesome and amazing for American exporters.

Trump is gonna have a stroke once he sees what’s been taking place in the FX markets.

Comments »

Trump Ditches Press Pool Again for Private Dining at NYC’s 21 Club, Relegates Them to Dumpster

After the corporate media spent the better part of the past 15 months lying and attempting to derail Trump’s chances at the Presidency, they’re somewhat beside themselves with both disbelief and astonishment that he’s now taken a ‘fuck off’ approach to doing business with them.

Much to their chagrin, Trump ditched those fuckers this evening, for private dining at NYC’s 21 Club. Some of you out of towners might know this restaurant from the movie Wall Street, where Gekko told that punk Bud Fox to buy some better suits.

Scrambling to get pictures of Trump dining with his family, the secret service relegated them to a fucking dumpster outside the legendary restaurant.

According to a Bloomberg reporter who was there for a separate event, Trump was greeted with cheers upon entering.


NOTE: She was wrong about it being Keenes, an old iBankCoin annual dinner locale. Keenes has pipes on the ceiling. 21 Club planes.

The catamites in the press pool are throwing fits, like little stupid infants.

A few days ago, this clown took to the teevee to complain about not having access to the President elect. Do you blame him?

Snowflakes from the press.

And then there’s this. It’s imperative  to make sure the real news sites have access to the President, the one’s that get paid to lie in order to hurt the country, otherwise all of the fake one’s will get the scoop.

Revenge is a dish best served out in the cold, adjacent to a dumpster.

Comments »

Comments »

Must See: Maria Bartiromo Annihilates Obamacare Architect Jonathan Gruber

I haven’t see a beat down like this since I was a teenager in Brooklyn. This was a brutal takedown — full Mortal Kombat style fatality. Better yet, this was a babality.

Comments »

Credit Suisse Head Scratcher: Trump Presidency Bullish for China

They just don’t get it. First, they didn’t believe Trump would get the GOP nomination. Then they gave him a 0.001% chance of beating Hillary Clinton. Now they think everything he’s said, from then until now, is not serious and it’s status quo all the way.

WRONG.

The Trump presidency is all about bringing chaos to the New World Order, disrupting the global hegemony of  globalism that is gutting this country from its core. While Obama is in office, these people can talk all they want about what they think Trump will do, once in power. But mark my words, just like all of those fuckster pollsters, all of these analysts will be eating their hats in 1 year henceforth.

Credit Suisse CIO believes Trump is bullish for China, based on lower US taxes, easier regulations, and faster growth.

But what about the tariffs buzz?  You forgot to mention the 45% reduction in mainland China earnings due to levies slapped on Chinese goods by Trump, as promised.

Meanwhile, since election day, China has been manipulating their currency like a motherfucker — now down for the 9th consecutive day — down by 7.4% v the dollar for the year.

china

Comments »

Traders Stepped In To Chase $DRYS After a 2,000% Run, And Then Got Clown-Raped

It was a good run, a solid and effervescent spike from $4 to $100 in a fortnight, and it ended with the death of overzealous traders strewn out across the floor, ‘fag boxed‘ for  chasing a dream that never materialized. While some of you might view my approach to the market as somewhat moribund and methodical, it wasn’t always that way. Not too long ago, I was like you, a degenerate gambler, hopped up on caffeine and fast money — approaching the market like a jackass entering a casino. After 18 years of spellbinding pop and drops, I finally decided to extend my life by giving up on the high beta aspects of my investment career.

Today’s move in DRYS will be forgotten, a footnote in time, in a litany of outrageous stories of short squeezes and crashes that define the essence of wanton speculation. This sort of pin action has been occurring for well over 150 years and will continue to persist as long as men with money and a dream trade the market.

Had you bought DRYS this afternoon, hoping for a $100 roll, you got annihilated. Thanks for playing.

drys

It’s actually a positive sign for the markets to see this action. For a long time, stocks have marked time, only to enjoy runs in IPOs or beaten up basic resource plays. Although I’m pessimistic about the markets in the medium term, I like to see people enjoying the markets and trading as I have in the past — because it’s fun and potentially very rewarding.

Just know what you’re getting into before pulling the trigger on a trade like this; otherwise, you’ll be out of the game before the real fun even happens.

Comments »

Crude Back from the Dead in Furious Rally Fueled By Lies from the Middle East

All attempts to drive coffin nails into the crude trade have hitherto proven to be a waste of time. The men in dresses from the middled east have been Johnny on the spot with renewed lies and deceit, each and every time crude falters. Today, there are unfounded rumors that Iran will, in fact, agree to freeze their production — something they’ve said was utter and complete horseshit in the past. They much rather see The House of Saud suffer under their suicide vests than agree to their terms for oil production freezes.

Nonetheless, it has caused a barn-stormer of a rally today — sending WTI up almost 6%.

wti2

Art Cashin marvels at the stupidity of crude traders.

The spike in crude has resulted in a fierce rally in energy stocks — up more than 4% as a group.

crude

Comments »