Badda bing.
This is an interesting interview about the restaurant industry with the CEO of Jack’s Steakhouse, Willie Degel. Having grown up in NY, I am accustomed to these sort of Brooklyn accents. Those of you in the midwest must cringe upon hearing it. In my experience, however, you have more to worry about with the Upper East Side Mid-Atlantic accent guy than someone like this.
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I once met a programmer who worked here. His stock options are, without question, deeply underwater.
The problem with these fast growing tech companies is they’re unable to make money. If you gave me $1billion, I guarantee you I could generate $2 billion in revenues, while burning through the cash in a glorious ball of Silicon Valley fuckery.
The CEO is departing as well. Go team!
Shares are being treated punitively in the after-hours, collapsing by 25%.
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In spite of EOG’s 28% drop in revenues over last year and a persistent bleeding out of cash, due to deleterious losses, shares are rising in the after hours on news that the company lost less than had previously been expected. Moreover, and indelibly so, the company is INCREASING the number of ‘premium drilling locations’ by around 30%–because things are so peachy green now.
Reports Q2 (Jun) adj net loss of $0.38 per share, $0.10 better than the Capital IQ Consensus of ($0.48); revenues fell 28.1% year/year to $1.78 bln vs the $1.52 bln Capital IQ Consensus.
In the second quarter 2016, EOG increased its inventory of net premium drilling locations from 3,200 to 4,300.
Total premium net resource potential increased from 2.0 billion barrels of oil equivalent to 3.5 BnBoe.U.S. crude oil volumes of 265,400 barrels of oil per day in the second quarter 2016 exceeded the midpoint of the company’s guidance by 2 percent.
Total natural gas production for the second quarter 2016 decreased 5 percent versus the same prior year period.
The company has offered some super bullish guidance, going forward. They’re upping the numbers of wells to be drilled, as well as production levels, assuming WTI prices of $60, or just 50% higher from current prices.
3Q & FY16 Production guidance
Q3: Total crude oil/condensate volumes between 268.4-280.8 MBbld; NGL volumes between 75-79 MBbld; Natural gas volumes between 1085-1139 MMcfd
FY16 Total crude oil/condensate volumes between 269.6-275.8 MBbld; NGL volumes between 76-80 MBbld; Natural gas volumes between 1,127-1174 MMcfd2016 Capital Plan Update and 2020 Crude Oil Production Outlook:
As a result of cost reductions and efficiency improvements, EOG has increased its targeted number of well completions for 2016 from 270 to 350 net wells. Many of the additional well completions are scheduled for late 2016.In addition, due to increased drilling productivity, the company expects to drill 250 net wells, 50 more than in its original 2016 plans. This increase in activity will be accomplished while maintaining 2016 capital expenditure guidance of $2.4 to $2.6 billion, excluding acquisitions. EOG can achieve significant production growth with balanced cash flow from 2017 through 2020, even in a moderate commodity price environment.
Based on EOG’s long-term plan and assuming a flat $50 West Texas Intermediate crude oil price (WTI), EOG would expect 10 percent compound annual crude oil production growth through 2020.
Assuming flat $60 WTI, EOG would expect 20 percent compound annual crude oil production growth through 2020.
Party like it’s 2007. EOG is rising in the after hours.
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Shares of FireEye are plunging in the after-hours, by 14%, in what can only be described as ‘business as usual’ for this shit filled company of perfidious swindlers.
Reports Q2 (Jun) loss of $0.33 per share, excluding non-recurring items, $0.06 better than the Capital IQ Consensus of ($0.39); revenues rose 18.9% year/year to $175 mln vs the $181.57 mln Capital IQ Consensus.
Co issues guidance for Q3, sees EPS of ($0.32)-($0.30), excluding non-recurring items, vs. ($0.24) Capital IQ Consensus Estimate; sees Q3 revs of $180-186 mln vs. $208.09 mln Capital IQ Consensus Estimate.
Total Billings in the range of $200-215 mln.
Operating margin in the negative 25-27% range
Co issues guidance for FY16, sees EPS of ($1.32)-($1.24), excluding non-recurring items, vs. ($1.24) Capital IQ Consensus Estimate; sees FY16 revs of $716-728 mln vs. $793.45 mln Capital IQ Consensus Estimate.Non-GAAP Billings in the range of $835-855 mln (Prior $975-1055 mln)
Non-GAAP Operating Margin in the range of negative 26-28%
The more hackers hack, the less business FireEye get–because they’re a company of submental morons.
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It’s s slow news day, so I figured a little world war 3 saber rattling might be of interest to you.
As the war in Syria wades on and the ‘rebels’ we back cut off the head of 10 year olds and then post it on social media sites, Russia is trying to support the secular Assad, who is also an animal in his own right, in an effort to restore balance and remove the fucking caliphate from Syrian soil.
In the meantime, the ‘rebels’ are using chemical weapons against civilians without warning and Russia is making it known.
Zakharova criticized the United States over an incident the Russian military said occurred on Aug. 2 in eastern Aleppo when rebels used poison gas, killing at least seven people.
She blamed the Free Syrian Army’s Nour al Din al-Zinki group for what she said was a crime. The same group, which has received U.S. military backing, said last month it was investigating the beheading of a young child in Aleppo after video footage circulated showing the boy being killed by a man whom activists identified as a member of the group.
“The United States is supporting these animals who used poison gas against the civilian population,” Zakharova wrote.
“Unfortunately it’s not the only tragedy which the ‘moderates’ backed by Washington stand behind.”
“The United States and the SDF are not taking any steps to warn people to avoid deaths,” she said, saying that U.S and coalition aircraft had killed hundreds and wounded thousands of civilians according to “conservative estimates.”
“If our Western colleagues and above all Washington do everything again not to notice these facts then any of their talk about an end to bloodshed in Syria will simply become preposterous,” wrote Zakharova
Upwards of 200,000 people have been killed in Syria since the beginning of their war, leading to a flood of migrants, estimated between 1-3 million, into Europe.
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No one knows what Donald Trump is talking about, in regard to the economy. We’re all balling hard these days, driving around in stretched limousines. The Atlana Fed is now forecasting Q3 growth to be at 3.7%, up from the peasantry pace of 1.2% ‘enjoyed’ in Q2.
It’s all very sublime really, decadent even. On the news of these numbers, the Fed is on hold from hiking rates because of severe headwinds in the economy, based around its people. To be clear, the little people who shop at malls are somewhat bedraggled, in the Roman slave sense. But everyone else has their personal assistants stocking the pantry with black truffles for summer soirées. It’s very important that you understand these ‘dichotomies’, in order to more aptly appreciate the gravity of the situation.
Earlier today, the BOE implemented more QE, including corporate debt, to harden itself from the many plagues that loom.
As an aside, US earnings have been flat to down for 5 consecutive quarters.
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Year to date, including dividends, TLT is higher by 18.5%.
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The SPY is higher by 7%.
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“The Fly” wins again.
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The BOE cut interest rates for the first time in 7 years and announced a plot to print money out of thin air, in order to buy GILTS and corporate bonds. These “tools” will permit them to artificially lower borrowing costs and enable a select few to benefit from cheap money.
We took these steps because the economic outlook has changed markedly,” Carney told reporters in London on Thursday. “Indicators have all fallen sharply, in most cases to levels last seen in the financial crisis, and in some cases to all-time lows.”
They’ll be buying 60b pounds worth of government bonds over the next six months and an additional 10b for corporates over 18. On top of that shit, they’ll lend 100b to banks.
Oh, and they also menaced markets with a promise to cut rates to zero, if things didn’t improve.
But Carney isn’t a fan of negative rates, mind you.
“The MPC is very clear that we see effective lower bound as a positive number, close to zero, but a positive number,” he said. “I’m not a fan of negative interest rates,” he added, noting that they had produced “negative consequences” elsewhere.
“The measures send a strong signal that the MPC is prepared to look through the inflationary consequences of the post-referendum drop in the pound and focus instead on supporting sentiment and activity,” said Jonathan Loynes, an economist at Capital Economics. “If the economy continues to weaken, the MPC will come under strong pressure to act again, though monetary policy is clearly approaching its limits.”
Their schemes now call for asset purchases of 435b pounds, up from 375b.
Their corporate bond buying plan is perverse, one that will target ‘firms making a material contribution to the UK economy.’
“So the BOE delivered a dovish surprise as regards QE measures,” said Thu Lan Nguyen, a foreign-exchange strategist at Commerzbank AG in Frankfurt. “Only roughly half the market probably had expected an increase of QE, probably less the introduction of corporate bonds. The BOE wants to set a clear signal that it has switched into crisis mode.”
This has all resulted in a gigantic fucking rally in the UK. Men with bad teeth have been buying up stocks, selling pounds and buying up bonds. This of course is more of the same. The purposeful manipulation of yet another central bank to boost asset prices and reduce borrowing costs, which has little to no effect on the ordinary people drolling about London in search for a better life.
The FTSE is higher by 1.7%
The pound is off by 1.4%.
GILTS are rallying.
We have ourselves both a stock and bond rally today, all praise and thanks to the almighty BOE.
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Peering through news headlines and media content, I cringe while cherry picking the news items to display here on iBC. I made a personal promise to myself to avoid publishing content regarding politics or THE FUCKING HEADCUTTERS who live in middle earth. I did so, not because some of you pussies are upset by it. I did it to remain focused on what the stated goals are here: making money in the markets. In this day and age, it’s very easy to get distracted by things that we can never control.
You might like Clinton or Trump and that’s your prerogative. But you will NEVER effect change in this country, unless you wield power. You can do so, in my estimation, through five different paths.
1. Practice law.
2. Become a journalist/drive-by blogger like yours truly.
3. Become a dick sucking politician.
4. Become an activist.
5. Buy it.
If none of those titles appeal to you, then quit bellyaching about things. Your fucking votes are literally meaningless, as demonstrated by the fixed RNC/DNC primaries.
Now the problem with 4 out of those 5 sanctimonious roles (money only rules itself), in this late staged, weakened, western society, is they’re occupied by liars and thieves, sociopaths of the first magnitude–wholly and solely interested in telling very tall fucking lies, in order to promote an agenda and fuck thy neighbor. Today’s gems were based on the scurrilous notion that Trump would pull out of the race, based on pure conjecture, but worded like it was sourced from within the campaign. Naturally, the Trump people told everyone to fuck off and that it wasn’t true. But that didn’t stop the likes of Chuck “DNC Waterboy” Todd from spreading the lie. Look at the headlines on CNBC right now. This is all day, every day, on all of the finance sites I read for news. CNN, Bloomberg, CNBC and most of my Twitter feed have a fucking hard on for Hillary Clinton.
And look at the Popular Lies section.
This is soviet union styled propaganda, circa 1955. It’s the type of journalism that makes you want to unplug the teevee and throw it at someone. Then again, “The Fly” is plagued by violent thoughts, having established an ancient tribalistic mentality, growing up in the fucking sewers of Brooklyn, that must be very foreign to most of you iced cream suckers. I didn’t play tennis as a kid. We played asses up, with hard balls, and played knock out (fight club for kids!) with each other for fun.
This afternoon, the hosts on CNBC, including Drunkard Brian Sullivan, were talking shit all day about Trump. Seeing this, I was vexed and irritated, not because of their yellow journalism, but because these media organizations are allowing themselves to become distracted. They’re veering off the plantation, in order to support a candidate who wouldn’t squat and piss on their stupid heads if it were on fire.
Does this all make you very uneasy? Good.
For this, I regret veering off the plantation myself, wasting your time, discussing topics that aren’t core to the story and history of this site. But unlikes those ham and eggers, pig skinners and hog washers alike, “The Fly” keeps it 100. There isn’t another site out there like iBankCoin. All other finance sites are ridiculous refuse compared to us, not even worthy of my fire pit. I’d let you all burn in the woods, like Californian brush fires.
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In a press release in the after hours, Canadian Pacific filed a massive, mind-fucking, secondary and disclosed that ‘Broadway’ Bill Ackman, Lord of Montauk, will be selling out of all his shares.
Pershing Square has been holding CP, a major winner for them, for years.
Canadian Pacific confirms the commencement of a public offering of 9,840,890 of common shares by certain funds managed by Pershing Square (147.28 +0.62)
8/3/2016, 5:20:30 PM ETCanadian Pacific is not selling any common shares in the offering and will not receive any of the proceeds from the offering of common shares by the funds managed by Pershing Square. Upon the closing of today’s sale of 9,840,890 common shares, funds managed by Pershing Square will not own any common shares of Canadian Pacific.
CP is higher by 16% for 2016, far better than Bill’s other two rapish position, one in VRX (-78%) and his hot shot short (+25%).
No word on whether this spells the beginning of the end for House Ackman.
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