GREEN FOR THE DAY

You can’t stop me. You can only hope to contain me.

All of my losses for the day have dissipated, poof, like magic. Gone.

The good Doctor will be enjoying his earl greyed tea, momentarily, whilst flicking his cigar ashes into your puddle of tears.

Top picks: ATOS, RPTP, PRAN, BMRN, ANGI.

You were given a week in advance to prepare for this eventuality. I told you “The end was near” when at “The Mountaintop”, yet you stayed for that one final drink of perversion and greed. Truth be told, just yesterday I marveled at my exposure to the market and pondered whether or not it was “wise” to keep buying into the crest. I informed my wife, and this is the truth, that “I hated making money so easily” and wanted to be challenged.

Challenge accepted!

I am all out of my largest position and my 2nd largest position, RPTP, is flat for the day. I am getting my teeth kicked in (pun intended) with GOGO (its CEO was on CNBC yesterday and was disgraced by his abhorrent dental hygiene) and absorbing losses in AFOP and ANGI.

I have other positions in the green, namely ATOS and PRAN. In other words, this courrection, as many on the tele like to call it, is nothing more than mere child’s play, a joke of sorts amongst clowns in the funhouse.

I am not afraid of a pullback because I am rich off of gains, leveraged off my ability, which is God given, to produce money out of the thin air and into my pockets. If I was stripped of everything that I owned and tossed onto the cold streets of Princeton, NJ, I’d make my way back to decadence, slowly but surely, the same way and manner in which it started 17 years ago.

Sit back, relax, and enjoy the scenery. Hopefully you have some cash, thanks to yours truly, and might be in a position to buy the blood, wholesale, after this panic has abated.

I told you 2014 would be a very vengeful one for the nerd, Bill Ackman, who is actually as cool as a cucumber if taking into consideration his net worth. However, if judging him on his retail prowess, ability to debate toe to toe with Carl Icahn, or mountain biking with friends and colleagues in Montauk, NY, he is, ergo, a nerd.

Shares of HLF are plunging this morning on news that Massachusetts Senator Markey is calling for the SEC to investigate HLF–because, clearly, they suck. My best guess here is a very effective lobbying campaign took place between Pershing Square and Mr. Markey’s stupid office.

Nevertheless, it’s now Icahn’s move.

By the way, Skippy peanut butter is by far the best tasting peanut butter in the world. I’ve tried every brand made available to me and there is nothing as good as Skippy, which leads me to believe, incidentally, that they are doing something rather nefarious to their product.

Speaking of nefarious, there is a massive contango taking place in the dry bulk market, with Capesize day rates now lower than both Panamax and Supramax. To put that in layman’s terms, that’s like a Mercedes selling less than a Kia, something completely irrational–driven by upright walking pigs who happen to own shipping vessels. The fact of the matter is, the BDI is off to its worst start in 40 years, the blackest of the black swans.

As such, I am all but out of my BALT position, as stated yesterday on this blog and inside of the private confines of The PPT.

SPY futs are getting punched in the face, down 11, due to a weaker than expected Chinese PMI. Who knows? I certainly don’t.

All I know is that I continue to bank coin, up 8% for the year, yet the market always looks like crap.

The global cash horde is now up to $7 trillion, up from $3 trillion back in 2003. Throw in the avarice of those greedy men at private equity and hedge fund firms, and you have a perfect case scenario for mergers and acquisitions or “going private.”

To be short this market is like playing with firecrackers inside of your boxers.

I am very long shares of ANGI, much to your chagrin, and pleased to see it march higher. The same goes with GOGO, PRAN, AREX, RPTP, BMRN, ATOS–just to name a few. I’m also up over 72% on my Facebook purchase, executed in the low $30’s when all of you were laughing at it.

Although I am the first to point out how corrupt and ridiculous this market is, I am also the very first on line to receive my “fair share,” to possess what is rightfully mine–a piece of the American appled pie.

NOTE: I sold all but a few thousand shares of my BALT.

I started a new position in ATOS, sub $3, a play on “breast aspirator” to replace mammograms.

FDA decision due in March.

I added to my PRAN position.

I’ve been many things: an oil man, a coal man, a pirate, even a chinese lottery man; but I’ve never been called a “gas man.” Well, all of that is going to end right here, right now, as I declare myself that gassiest man on all of the internets (no flatulence).

Over the last few days, I’ve been accumulating the shares of AREX, not because of its exposure to oil– but because of its gas! The company has been trying to get out of the gas market, rather unsuccessfully, for the last few years. Each and every time they try to leave the gas world, it pulls them back in, now representing more than 40% of their revenues.

With the new ice age upon us and natural gas prices cheap as dirt in America, I like my chances, longer term, with a producer of this sort, this variety, in a world desperate for a little “slather” of heat during the winter months of Jan-March.

Aside from that, I’ve been in my laboratory (extra Dexter) finding cures for Alzheimer’s and working on drugs for NASH, via PRAN and RPTP.

Winning again.

That is all, for now.

Oh, I added to my AREX position today, in case that wasn’t abundantly clear to you.

I’m biting faces off today, Miami Zombie style. I am not even looking at the market or CNBC or listening to the boring retards on bloomberg radio. As a matter of fact, as I type this, I have no idea what the S&P is doing today, flying blind with lit dynamite sticks in my hands.

I allocated all of my cash, AND MORE, today, buying PRAN, AREX and AFOP. Go have a look to see what they’re doing, especially PRAN–up 22% for the session.

Are you meat sacks still shorting GOGO? The airplanes are flying “super high” in the sky (duh, obvious) and everyone on them is addicted to the internet, provided–EXCLUSIVELY– by GOGO. You have to be insane, literally, to bet against it.

I sold down more of my BALT and now hold very little. My opinion changed when the facts on the ground changed. If you followed me into BALT, you’re still up big, so no complaining.

Winship, gentlemen. If it wasn’t snowing outside, I’d be smoking my pipe, filled with the Black Swan, the stuff that you idiots keep tucked underneath your pillows while you sleep, dreaming of doing what I am doing right now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lF7C8NFzAGQ

AFOP is rumored to be building out Google’s secret fiber optic network.

AREX is a play on natural gas.

And PRAN is a play on the brain, with phase II clinical results due in March for their Alzheimer’s drug.

I added all three stocks to my holdings.