Donald Trump’s doppelganger is on here asking me to procure all my long form account statements, bank receipts, etc., and wants them “audited.” He often posts under a different name, but uses either the same email or IP address. He says I have “such a bad track record” yet he cannot recall what my bad trades were. I’m assuming that he looked down in the shower this evening, or his mom called him up from the basement for dinner and he thought it was going to be mac’n’cheese, but instead it was Tuna Helper. He’s now pouting while playing COD, and taking it out on the “newbs.” What a sad life, I assume he will be camping out for all the new Star Wars movies. I just have one question to ask him, are you running your account from your iPhone while stacking boxes at Best Buy?

Now, on to important matters such as earnings. There a few strong companies reporting tomorrow, most of which are before the bell. This provides a great opportunity to buy for a swing. All these stocks have good to great fundamentals, thus, if they meat or beat, have a halfway decent guidance, and this roaring bull market continues, they should rip upward tomorrow. If you can get in on the open, you should be able to get a quick 1-3%. Obviously, do this at your own risk, but if the stock meats/beats and the market overall is ripping, it’s pretty good risk/reward.

Names reporting before the bell: EXC, CTSH, NBL, CI, BG

Charts here

The one name reporting after the bell that is promising: RSG

Chart here

I am also highly interested in LNKD as it reports after the bell tomorrow, but I cannot advise anyway to play it. Here’s the chart, it’s a weird stock. Please note though, if it beats, it will most likely rip to the upside.

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