I could easily take a decent amount of time off and not trade, being that I am up so much. However, being that I also very enjoy this blogging thing, especially within these hallowed halls, I will not be going anywhere. I ask you, friends and loyal readers, what is it that you want me to write about? What wrongdoings would you have me address? My time here may be coming to a close at the end of the month if I can not get my traffic up, so I ask for your help, as you are the ones that provide this great site with traffic.
In other news, before I ran into the traffic from hell tonight, I clown-raped a Panamera S. So badly, I’ll have you know, that the driver pulled up next to me at the next light, rolled down his window, and said, “guess I shoulda got the turbo.” You must know, one of the things I truly love in this life is destroying European exotics/sports cars with American ones, Porsches especially, as their drivers are usually total tools. A joke:
What’s the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?
With the Porsche the pricks are on the inside.
30 Responses to “I Could Walk Away Right Now, But…”
Obese Fat and Slow Rhino
So I guess you wouldn’t mind posting an audited statement showing December & January statements then?
I have a hard time believing that you are up that much given your horrible track record as a trader.
I really hope you start showing some transparency if you are to continue blogging here. Your paper trading/virtual account is just not going to cut it if you keep boasting about performance.
And before you delete this, just know that I am not the only one who feels this way. We will not and cannot support your fake trading any longer.
JTU
Why would Rhino fake that shit! You don’t think he realizes that there will be doubters? (as in yourself).
I’m sure that Fly wouldn’t tolerate someone that was full of it.
Why not just congratulate someone that was lucky with some good trades?
Slow Ass "Athlete"
Do you honestly believe that this clown who has had losses upon losses is up 50% in less than 6 weeks?
If I’m wrong, he won’t mind showing some actual performance metrics. A statement (with info blacked out).
I don’t care how high ISRG went, it doesn’t cover the dozens of bad trades. It’s disingenuous to pound your chest when you are lying.
Honolulu Trader
He hasn’t been the same since
the gay bay lost. Take it easy
on the guy.
Go Ravens !!!!!!!!!
Rhino
Dave, it’s funny how you change your name so often. You can come look at all my accounts, including my bank accounts, if you face me in a “unified rules” MMA fight and beat me. I think that is only fair. Don’t underestimate who you are fucking with.
I Stuff My Face With Carbs
You and me in a ring, I’d run circles around you fatty!
Rhino
It will be within a cage, but I’d be more than happy to oblige.
I Stuff My Face With Carbs
Typical San Francisco Gaylord! Wanting to lock me in a cage. Typical.
Rhino
Are you sure it’s not “gayman@” instead of “dayman@?”
Chris Sloof
Yeah post real statements bro!
Rhino
Donald, is that you?
Honolulu Trader
Selling and taking loses in $EXK
had to hurt a little. I’m taking pain
for hopefully the gains in Silver in 2013.
Rhino, keep up the good work!
Rhino
I’m still in it, down ~18% I believe, patience.
Arctic Gambino
What in the hell is going on? I consider Rhino a close friend. Leave him alone.
Rhino
The guy up above just looked down while in the shower.
Nils
Where can I get an internet bodyguard?
Rhino
Look no further than my main man Gambino.
DJMarcus
Who is this dbag?
Rhino
He’s mad because he ran out of his allowance already, and his mom made Tuna Helper for dinner, instead of Mac and Cheese. He’s pouting in the basement currently.
Rhino
Man, sure takes some balls to talk shit with a proxy server.
Patrick
As my friend Steve says… Haters make you greater.
Honolulu Trader
Is steve your butt buddy?
Patrick
Why you always thinking about homo relations lulu?
Honolulu Trader
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JTU
Controversy will get you re-elected!
Arctic Gambino
That’s what I was telling Rhino. No such thing as bad publicity.
Sooz
keep up the great work, Rhino..
😉
Rhino
Thanks bud.
G
Let haters hate!!! Use that to fan theflame of your blogging passion:-)
Drew
Hilarious stuff. I can make up some fake names and attack you too. Don’t believe that you will or should lose your blogging spot El Rhino. Ask for another couple Interim months. It Hasn’t been long enough to establish an audience. It takes time & we don’t need another Conan incident. How quickly People have forgotten. The true Character of Jay Leno showed through. He probably has TBS Blocked so he doesn’t have to feel guilty for making Conan Irrelevant.
Who cares about the haters. You haven’t really made it till you’re made fun or have jealousy towards you. Once Weird Al writes a song, you’re set.
Ask Fly (who ignores me) or Chess (who doesn’t) to extend awhile or at least put you on the ballot again. They can only say no.