12 Okay, the inner paratrooper in “The Rhino” is coming out, I’m becoming “Mcaffe unhinged”, and this post is about to get SERIOUSLY profane. I’m about to go full “Icahn.” You’ve been warned.
So as I’ve said in previous posts, the motherfuckers over at Google decided to “disable” my main Google account. In doing so, they have locked up all my fucking emails, contacts, pictures, my S3, and the list goes fucking on. I’ve reached out to them through all of the channels they have given me, and they have not responded at all. Not even a “we got your emails but fuck you,” or even a “your request has been received,” nothing. Now before you tell me some shit like “well you should have backed it all up,” THAT’S WHY I FUCKING SWITCHED EVERYTHING OVER TO GOOGLE, because it is supposed to be the most secure shit there is, and the happiest company in the world or what the fuck ever.
So these motherfuckers down in Mountain View have ALL my emails I sent to my parents from Iraq, all my emails of correspondence between myself and hedge fund managers I look up to, the majority of my family pictures on Picasa, et-fucking-cetera. The only thing I have been left to do is get a “court order.” You can’t even call these fuck-wads so that you may talk to one, man to man. They don’t have phones, apparently, but they do have multi-colored beach cruisers. My mom called me to ask if I was okay and alive, because the easiest/fastest way to get in touch with me is email, and everyone’s emails are being returned saying that my account’s disabled. So now I have to explain to clients, associates, etc that my shit is disabled and I look like an asshole.
Guess who’s fucking I ear I have motherfuckers? Nancy-fucking-Pelosi, that’s who. Now Nancy and I should be sworn enemies, but there are two things we agree on, saving the environment from the lazy fucks that drive to the store three blocks away and throw their trash out on the freeway, and our love for veterans. We both fucking LOVE veterans, and because of this Nancy helped me immensely and I am eternally indebted to her for helping me when the VA was fucking me over and ruining my credit report. Thus, I am about to call her office here in SF, that’s right, I have a direct number to my fucking case worker there, and though he might possibly be the second coming of Marx, he is my fucking boy and we have each other’s backs. Then I am going to get on the phone with all my friends who are lawyers, most of them veterans themselves who recently opened their own practices. These fuckers are hungry and ready to take some shit on. I don’t give up on anything, and when I get fucked over this hard, I make it my fucking JOB in life to make sure I not only get the wrong reversed, but I also cause the motherfuckers who did it max pain. You don’t think I can fuck with Google?
Watch this shit.
12 Responses to “F**k Google”
Goose
I am following this saga step by step. I would be in a similar situation if they cut me off.
do you know why yet?
Rhino
Nope, no response from them at all.
chuck bennett
Go get them.
I’m with you,
regards,
Chuck Bennett
UncleBuccs
When looking into the solution to your problem, I found it insane that you have to post your issue on a public google forum, and hope for a popular member to ‘sponsor’ your post so that an administrator (whom works for google) will help you….. There is NO direct customer contact or dispute resolution.
I’m usually pretty tenacious at finding solutions to problems, but I came to realize quickly that I can be of no help to you, Rhino. Never thought I would be offering ‘prayer’ for someone’s internet troubles, but that’s all I’ve got…..
MX2101
Rhino, I hope you are successful.
Moving forward, it is evident that mission critical information should not be kept on a “free” Internet service. No doubt Google is very secure and backed up, but for their purposes.
JV
Nice new world IT tale of the city.
I bought AAPL but don’t own any products.
Yesterday I enjoyed a nice seven hour ( total ) download, install, deglitch, three phone call ( support ) and one drive to the store for new wi fi to complete my windows 8 pro morning brainfart upgrade. A 30 min download at 6am was a complete new OS task by 1pm. Hope you post @google on twitter some rants – I’m sure IT @ twitter would entertain your venting. I follow @matc…. Good luck. ( Pelosi – a go-to? simply CLASSIC ! )
drummerboy
step back ,take a deep fucking breadth young man ! did you ever stop think that this was kinda planned. there is a war against ex vets,especially your age group. youz guys are the,”new enemy”. a direct target,in ways,that are ensnared with gun control. if you keep displaying heated rage,that of ,and in itself will show them/or give them good reason to not let you keep your guns. go ahead, go an cry to whom ever you think you know,they will no sooner throw you under a bus,or put you in the “window”. maybe one day i’ll tell you how i fought for ten years about child support claims the state was making that were untrue,and having yelling match’s with the governors office of incompetents. cooler heads always prevail.welcome to the world of incompetence,and move on.
lol its just the internet
uh, i’ve never had any problems with google and multiple mails
you ranted like a lunatic but don’t mention what the reason was for disabling your account
google has millions of accounts and if yours got disabled you probably attracted their attention somehow
ultramarine
Rhino, I’m very sorry to hear about this and hope you can get things worked out with them.
In the back of my mind I worried about using Google since it’s a free service, so if something happened to the account I would have no resource.
So my primary email is through Hotmail, and I have the paid account. Microsoft could screw me over, too, but since I’m a real customer I figured I would have better leverage.
There might be other email and social media services to try, too, that are paid services, but in return for the payment they respect your account and you as a customer.
Another problem with free media services is, what happens if a family member passes away, and the remaining estate doesn’t know the passwords? If that account contains info that is part of the estate, then the estate has no way to get to the info besides a court order.
If anyone knows any better paid-media services companies feel free to post them, because all I know is hotmail (and that’s not much).
buylo
well, why didn’t you travel last week to North Korea with the CEO and ask him to reinstate your account, etc.?
Berniecornfeld
Like you I have been migrating my services to Google to go along with my android phone. Good luck and I am REALLY interested to hear how you make out with this.
tm
So you are going to beat down Nancy Pelosi’s door because you got locked out of your Gmail account? Lol! Perhaps if she doesn’t jump on the case for you, try the White House or CIA.