We have the Fed meeting tomorrow. At this point the markets have QE priced in, and like the spoiled little children equity traders are, they will be buying like crazy in the morning. But what if there is no QE? Then the spoiled children will ass-rape their clients accounts and cry boo-fuckin-hoo on the bivalve, Le Clam Barbu, The Bearded Clam FOOL! Check yourself, before he wrecks yourself! Why has no rapper had Bernanke in their video making it rain? And yes, “barbu” is French for beard, and yes the etymology is from the same roots as “barbarian.” I’m guessing, because the French are sorry fuckers who can’t grow anything except handle bar mustaches and egregious chest hair? Either way, if he doesn’t mention a rare consonant and a common vowel, we are fucked sideways. Actually though, when I think about it this market is so fucking screwy that, nothing may happen. Fuck it, he may even say “the dollar is the strongest currency in the world, and we are seeing slow but consistent and safe growth. Thus, we see no need for capital injections or other stimulus at this time. Hither to, slower growth or negative growth, we stand with the option to utilize quantitative easing.” Yes, I should have been a speech writer.

If I can get out semi-unscathed tomorrow I am going to get rid of everything except: AAPL, AABVF, HDSN, and short ZSTN. After selling I will look to add to my HDSN positions and AABVF. I may, MAY, short another 1000 shares of ZSTN, but it depends on the market conditions. I know this fucker goes to zero eventually but if there is any stimulus it could easily jump.

I have been working out really strong lately. Benched 365lbs by myself yesterday with no problems, then did box squats the same today, I could have easily done 405lbs but it is hard to get drive off the floor at my gym, as it is rubber. If you think the same amount squatted as the same amount benched is a small number, you don’t know what box squats are. With box squats you take the loaded bar down and sit on a “box,” in this case it was a “squishy” padded bench- which makes it even harder- so when you sit down you take all momentum off. Imagine sitting down on a couch with 365lbs on your back, counting to one, then standing back up with your hips lower than your knees. Not that easy right? Just try standing up from a deep position on your couch without your ankles/calves touching the frame, and tell me how it went.

I’m sick of this fucking market, but my morning shakes have been putting me in a super anabolic state, I am strong as fuck, sharp as fuck, and I can’t wait for BJJ on Saturday and then @thetapeguy and @thedrbigboss coming over to watch UFC on Saturday, and feast like the children of Odin we are.

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