13 Tomorrow will be a rip of epic proportions, if AAPL hit $700 I honestly wouldn’t be surprised. Just on mere news, the markets of the world have seitched from Armageddon to full on fucking “Rick Rozay Decadence.” ‘Tis just news and shit isn’t fixed, but tomorrow we make back our losses and them some, a whole lot of some.
Money will be falling from the sky and I will be tossing anvils from my long ship at the olive fuckers, crushing their heads. What sector do you want me to write about? who fucking cares, everything rips tomorrow, EVERY FUCKING SECTOR. Spain is saved and China posted earth shattering trade numbers, with overseas shipments blasting up 15.3% FUCK YOU VERY MUCH. You fucking apocalyptic assholes are beaten for now. Europe is like the plague, beating us not on the battlefield but from within, like little parasitic viral fuckin assholes.
This entire week the markets will be launching flaming gerbils into the faces of bears, from Big Ben’s butt-hole. Said rodents will reach speeds in excess of light, separating shorts’ heads from their bodies, like little flying, furry, flaming guillotines.
I am long AAPL, JAKK, INFU, and AABVF. Short the epic fucking Chinese burrito ZSTN. Full Disclosure BIATCH.
Prepare to get Armageddon’d tomorrow you bearish fuckers, indeud.
13 Responses to “Tossing Anvils”
Tutti
I think most of the new bloggers here are making ibc look like the old yahoo message boards.
A bunch of self-promoting bravo Sierra from no name junior grade white belts. Read this post and tell me this guy has traded for any real length of time.
Honestly, there should be some content quality management on here Fly.
thetapeguy
Go blog on charles schwab Tutti
rhino
Zerohedge.com ?
The Fly
Rhino never posts bravado stuff like this and I don’t mind. It’s a Sunday night and he’s having a little fun.
Let’s not get all uptight and shit, especially after all of the good work he’s done.
thetapeguy
Agreed
rhino
Thanks gents!
Rhino
Whoa there “high-speed.” Just a little Sunday night bull rally fun, no need to get upset. Check my other posts out, and if there is anything that you disagree with/don’t like, let me know specifically in the comments section. I am always happy to test my thesis’ and this is one of the main reasons I blog. I implore you to challenge my thesis, if not, I will never grow as an investor.
elizamae
Bravo good sir.
I, for one, like when people call their shot.
rhino
Thanks man, I always value your input!
thetapeguy
LMFAO. EVERY FUCKING SECTOR
rhino
Seriously, a bunch of bulls high on bath salts.
thetapeguy
Fuck my TVIX position. It’s like an ex girlfriend I cant forget.
rhino
Hahaha, I’m sorry bro. Hard to bet against the clam