I was hit in the face by a fucking “Chinese-Burrito-That-I-Am-Short-That-Got-Pumped-And-Dumped-Today” hammer, here it is.

That hammer is ticker ZSTN, wielded by this asshole troglodyte, Adam Gefvert. ZSTN is an absolute fucking burrito, ask Dr. Big Boss about how fucked up this thing is, it is a fraudulent piece of shit with board members who enjoy riding mechanical bulls. I am short it at an average cost of $1.30, today it shot up $0.25(17.24%). So, in “dick-four’s” little article here  on Seeking Alpha, he says this negative ass shit about the company

“ZST Digital Networks was halted on March 26, 2012, as its auditor resigned. The company was having a hard time reporting its 10-K on time, and had disagreements with the auditor. The board of directors then determined that it was in the best interest of the company to voluntarily delist the common stock from the NASDAQ market, and move to the pink sheets. ZST began trading on the pink sheets on April 26, 2012.

Before the company had been delisted, on 1/30/12 AER Advisors had filed a 13G claiming it held 629,750 shares or 5.43% of ZSTN.

Then on 4/6/12, while the stock was halted, AER Advisors claimed it held 743,496 shares, or 6.459% of the outstanding shares. During that three month period before it was halted, ZSTN was trading between $2-$3, so I’d guess AER Advisors probably shelled out around $1.9 million for that position.”

So… AER Advisors is obviously a fucked up Chinese Burrito Enabler,( if you will), then this ass clown says:

“Then, after the stock began trading again, AER Advisors filed a holding of a whopping 1,297,396 shares of ZSTN on 5/2/12 making it a 11.56% holder. AER had immediately purchased about 550K shares of ZSTN after the stock got unhalted. During the period from 4/26 to 5/2, when AER purchased the 550K shares, the stock traded between $0.31 and $1.15. Currently, the stock is trading at $1.45. I predict that in the next couple months the stock should go above $2.00 and then $3.00, similar to what happened with China Medical.”

He talks all this shit about how fucked up it is and is now on the Pink sheets, with ONLY ONE fucking fund, AER Advisors buying a shitload of it? And he said they will want to buy it a a cheap price? The 52wk low is $0.31, so why would it double/triple? This is seriously fucked up bullshit! As if it wasn’t bad enough that the Greeks pissed on our bull parade, then FB’s fucking blue flame caught the adjacent buildings of ZNGA and YELP on fire,  nearly burning them to the ground, this motherfucker had to come and do some illegal, unethical, and dishonorable bullshit. Fuck YOU Adam Gefvert, I am going to fuck your shit up, and I WILL keeping buying this fucking thing. After profiting, I will make sure you are punished for illegal activity that is not becoming of an honorable gentleman, and for being without top hat. Mark my words tiny man, there are Vikings lurking off shore, waiting for the right winds to sneak them ashore.

I leave you with a lullaby, to the tune of “Hush Little Baby”

“Hush little baby it’ll be alright

The bearded clam will speak tomorrow night

He will drop QE3

It’ll be good for you and me

We will bank egrious amounts of coin

While zero-hedge is removed from his loins ”

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