Well, weather sucks here today and well yea this has nothing to do with the market….just watch the whole thing

As the polls begin to close, this is my final election post. If I win and you vote for me, you could have dinner with myself, 2 friends and Alec and Billy Baldwin. Quite possibly the most bizarre dinner you will ever have as I will constantly bring up Backdraft. I’ll make sure to win the auction here.

Lastly, it is very clear now that I need to call Glen Beck, ACORN now has a new name…

…and how very clever for clam fly to use the accompanying pic to his poll release with none other than Bill The Butcher – a man noted for voter fraud..

I have initiated 2 long positions in Gold and Platinum (both tweeted from me @capt_black_bart ). Covered my short at 1696.20, went long Gold at 1696.50 and Platinum at $1596.80.  Gold looks to have found a tad of support in 1690ish level. A brief description of the strategy; my system mainly looks at opening and closing prices and how powerful they are, with that, I will only trade futures from 8 AM EST til 4 PM EST and will hold over night and weekends. Stop on Gold is usually 20 points and Platinum is a tad bigger around 56 points. Like always you can view how I’ve done with my system here.

VOTE

I sold my LULU calls at 3.60, which is weak – no sex tonight. Anyways, I see the updated polling and my internal numbers are not matching. Rhino and a guy named Chuck, seriously Chuck? I see it pays to be a member of The PPT, in more ways than 1. Also, most of these guys think they’re just as comical as ghey fly, using his standard verve……wait a sec who the fuck is this guy, ElizaMae – rigged game over. Anyways, I have radishes to attend to. Vote for me if you like my measly $69,000 portfolio currently up 16%, see it here.

extremely homo

Voiced by Ed Asner and written and directed by Fred Glass of the California Federation Of Teachers

Rich people are evil, so very evil is the main point….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=cwg4DB-EeEA#!

Yoga pants are magical – they make any chick, minus fat ones, instantly hott (sic). I took the kids to Chick-Fil-A today for lunch and witnessed a “playdate” where at least 3 female moms were wearing the LULU brand – so amazing. Anyways, after starring for a bit, my thoughts turned to my wife and how amazingly they make her ass look (she hardly has one) and for this reason only, I just went long 15 Dec 70 Calls at $3.35 to gamble on the earnings tomorrow. I will use all proceeds to buy LULU gift cards for the Mrs.

Ladies & Gentlemen, I hereby remove myself from contention from the coveted “Tabbed Blogger”. After reading through much of the candidates posts, it is clear that they are much more vain than myself and my previous secretary has threatened to release an insanely awful sex tape of her, myself and, i believe, a monkey.

Rhino, Raul3 and Xtrada are my top 3.

Don’t fret though, I will be posting much more in regards to my system trading of Gold and Platinum, as well as some options and a little ES on the side.

You can follow me on twitter as I’ll post my futures trades in real time @capt_black_bart

Good luck all…..

UPDATE:  I’m back in, some dude has a Michigan logo as an avatar is in this race, god that is gay – I still like the other 3 though