Yoga pants are magical – they make any chick, minus fat ones, instantly hott (sic). I took the kids to Chick-Fil-A today for lunch and witnessed a “playdate” where at least 3 female moms were wearing the LULU brand – so amazing. Anyways, after starring for a bit, my thoughts turned to my wife and how amazingly they make her ass look (she hardly has one) and for this reason only, I just went long 15 Dec 70 Calls at $3.35 to gamble on the earnings tomorrow. I will use all proceeds to buy LULU gift cards for the Mrs.
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