My Lordship Requires Your Obedience

BEAS, King of iBankCoin, amongst other things

I’ve taken great lengths to poison the former King, so that I could take the title of King, as it is rightfully mine. On my family’s honour, it never belonged to such a man, as his blood was much inferior to that of my own. I’ve taken the liberties to appoint Lordships to several of my staff, under my realm, who may be used to sack the Kingdom of Fly at a later date.

This Kingdom, henceforth, shall be my own, for all eternity. None of you lowly squires will ever step foot into the castle, regardless of what “The Fly” says, for he too is beneath me.

Under my command, this Kingdom will pursue its God-given right to expose the great many fallacies pertaining to paper currency. Calling me a “gold bug” is somewhat of an understatement, especially since my realm is in more possession of gold than the entire country of India, during the October wedding season.

As my first act in office, I’ve sent out my spies to reduce the other blogs on iBankcoin to nothing more than child’s play, especially that marauder Jakegint. I will tell you, with the most sincere level of disdain, I do like gold, indeed. I like it very much, even at this odd hour of the night. I sleep with it and I wear it on my head, as all King’s have dating back to the days before fire.