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“The stock market can be sent higher or lower with the funding from a days liquidity pool from one of our ketchup facilities in Bangalore.â€
-BEAS, March 1st, 2000 (in a televised interview with China’s Xinhua News Agency, discussing the markets internal mechanics for manipulative means).
“Never shake your clothing when splashed with lethal doses of cyanide.”
-BEAS, March 15th, 1955 (addressing special agents of the NSA on cold war field tactics and safety precautions when dealing with KGB operatives)
“The most ominous of fallacies - the belief that the heathen tribes of the Las Piedras River can be expected to defend against our onslaught with honour. Most assuredly, they cannot.”
- BEAS (as quoted in the Decemeber 2007 issue of Soldier of Fortune magazine.)
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The enemies of the Grande Recursive Order of the Knights of the Lambda Calculus had to choose between war and dishonour. They chose dishonour. They will have war.
-BEAS, September 3rd, 1939
“The zeal which begins with hypocrisy must conclude in treachery; at first it deceives, at last it betrays.”
-BEAS (in his scandalous Super Bowl XLVI Halftime Show performance with The Wu-Tang Clan. Incident #867FTON, Feb. 7, 2012.)
