From the author of, “Damn, it Feels Good to Be a Banker: And Other Baller Things You Only Get to Say If You Work on Wall Street” comes a Wall Street musical about “Bankers versus Consultants”. Time to settle this. Let’s battle…
“I use the three Cs- Chicks, cash, crystal, that’s my only strategy. You’re playing with Excel, doing nothing but grun work.”
Banker’s takes the battle:
“Your Blackberry is like 4 years old.”
“Where’s the Dow at? Still bigger than yo bonus.”
“You try to add value? I straight create it.”
“I might work a hundred-hour week, barely sleep, do some blow off my desk while I make Red Bulls weep. Compared to what you do, my life’s a challenge. I like my bankroll, bro…”
They should have done a Bankers versus Traders. Then load up with some Monsters instead.
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