A 101st soldier and an 82nd soldier are room mates.
One night during a drunken night. Their only lighter slips, and falls from the second story balcony.
The 82nd soldier immediately jumps and spends a few seconds to recover himself off the ground.
The 101st soldier finds himself some rope and gently ropes down.
Who gets the lighter first?Who cares only one of them didn’t look like a pussy.
This made me laugh my ass off!