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WESTERN DISASTER: JP MORGAN PREDICTS $380 WTI IN WORST CASE RUSSIAN SCENARIO, RUSSIA MOVES TO CUT JAPAN OFF FROM LNG

Last week the imbeciles at the EU announced a new round of sanctions against Russia — banning the importation of Russian gold. This will do absolutely nothing to Russia. And it should be noted, Russian oil exports have SPIKED since the war began.

In the midst of all this, the fucking weirdos from Australia took the time to warn us about how climate change would cause VIOLENCE against women —- or people who IDENTIFY as women.

Listen to me.

We are led by morons. I know statements like that usually drip with Dunning Krueger and I am not saying they are academically dumb people. What I am suggesting is these people, ALL OF THEM, are in fucking fantasy land — like spoiled rotten brats who’ve been entitled to have their way for so long they lost contact with the real world. These are not serious people and I don’t give a fuck what futures are doing tonight or what the market does tomorrow — I cannot bet long on this sort of leadership.

Late last week Russia moved to seize control of the Sakahelin-2 project. What’s that you ask? Nothing really — just a joint project between Russia, Japan and Shell —- adding up to 10% of Japan’s total LNG imports and 4% of the global supply of LNG.

You can see why these people want to Balkanize and destroy Russia now, can’t you? It’s a fucking goldmine and their control over natural resources leaves the west in an unbearable position —- all because NEOCON SCUM needed to have their filthy hands in the Ukraine.

What exactly do we get out of this fruitful relationship with the Ukraine, aside from Trump getting impeached and Hunter Biden getting $80,000 per month in bribe money?

HOW ABOUT THIS FUCKED FACES?

At this point the answer to one Russian victory after the next is $1b per week in funding without oversight to the Ukrainian government, in what appears to be bribes to keep them from fleeing. This policy is as inane as it is evil, purposely dragging out a war that is UNWINNABLE. No matter how many wonder weapons we send to Ukraine, the geography of the battlefield will always favor Russia. Logistics win wars, not wonder weapons.

The logical thing to do from day 1 and even before the war started is to come to terms with Russia. But that wasn’t what the neocon scum wanted —- instead favoring 100 year old blood feud and grandiose designs to turn Kiev into their new play toy. The whole ordeal wreaks of desperation and delusion, typical behavior of people who are mentally disabled.

I’d like to think the COVID-19 vaccines caused this cranial dysfunction malady and this is the reason why the idiots in charge keep doubling down on poor bets. But sadly, it’s a lot more perverse than most understand and the stakes cannot be higher. As the entire western world ebbs into a volcanic pit of boiling magma —- we are most astutely concerned with the well being and happiness of TRANSVESTITES — especially for children who are readying to make the plunge into self mutilation and drugs because nothing says AMERICAN APPLE PIE like Johnny cutting his dick off on his 16th birthday and having giant floppy tits surgically implanted onto his scrawny body all in the name of progress.

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HAMMERED INTO THE FUCKING LOWS AHEAD OF CPI PRINT

I had numerous chances to sell my DWAC and did not take it. I had gains in BEAM and looked the other way. I took a MONSTER 25% position in SQQQ and saw the market collapse yet I did not book the gain. I trading like a massive piece of shit today, the sort of passive trading one does when one believes God himself is into bestowing profits unto you. It was the very worst trading session for me since January, in a year that has been charmed with win after win.

I have no desire to couch my losses with words of encouragement or items that I might bring up to make the reader believe that I will make it all back. I am finished, done. The winning streak has ended and if I’m not careful I will soon be staring down the barrel of IMMENSE losses.

Month to date I am now down 0.9%. This could be just the beginning of my losses, as I am prone to partake in during periods of not knowing the fuck is going on. I simply fall out of sync and remain that way until I make fundamental changes to adjust to a new paradigm.

I am positioned wrong into tomorrow’s CPI numbers, with far too much exposure into a news item that I have no idea what is to come.

The Fly is over, 100% done.

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HAMMERED INTO THE FUCKING LOWS AHEAD OF CPI PRINT

I had numerous chances to sell my DWAC and did not take it. I had gains in BEAM and looked the other way. I took a MONSTER 25% position in SQQQ and saw the market collapse yet I did not book the gain. I trading like a massive piece of shit today, the sort of passive trading one does when one believes God himself is into bestowing profits unto you. It was the very worst trading session for me since January, in a year that has been charmed with win after win.

I have no desire to couch my losses with words of encouragement or items that I might bring up to make the reader believe that I will make it all back. I am finished, done. The winning streak has ended and if I’m not careful I will soon be staring down the barrel of IMMENSE losses.

Month to date I am now down 0.9%. This could be just the beginning of my losses, as I am prone to partake in during periods of not knowing the fuck is going on. I simply fall out of sync and remain that way until I make fundamental changes to adjust to a new paradigm.

I am positioned wrong into tomorrow’s CPI numbers, with far too much exposure into a news item that I have no idea what is to come.

The Fly is over, 100% done.

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BULLS PULL A RALLY OUT FROM THEIR BEHINDS

I didn’t want to admit the market was going to rise by 500, so I ended up flat for the session — giving up early gains of +95bps. These type of things happen, when you are a dynamic thinker. Those one track minded PERMANENT BULLS of course made 2% today and every other +500 point day; but they will also feel the wrath of my sharpened blade (made in China) when the worm turns and the mood darkens.

In typical American fashion, nothing matters. The scum ran prices up instead of lower and I am sitting with a loss on my SQQQ position.

Since I cannot be fooled either way, I also possess a sundry of longs and am leveraged at 108% due to my outsized SQQQ positions. That’s neither here nor there. The point here is to withstand the BOOLISH barrage and relinquish the longs into rallies but bank on there eventual demise of both Jim Biden and the US stock exchange.

Whilst this might sound like a rather curmudgeon and bleak outlook on life in general, I cannot tell you how elated and happy it makes me feel to know I am living to see the end of western finance as we know it today and look forward to the happier times to come in a caravan of armed wagons shooting at one another on the trade route.

There is a hope and a dream of a November rally — based upon seasonal factors. There are those who will point out “America loves to stuff their fat fucking faces with stocks before cranned berries” and that betting against the market in the month of November, ahead of the pagan holidays, is sacrilege. But this is stupid, since Americans do not posses an iota of religion and scatter away rather quickly when the bear comes looking for food. I suspect, and again I am only speculating here, the bear will be famished during November and will walk heavily upon the stock exchange biting off the heads of traders and spitting them into their Bloomberg terminals, whilst taking a shit atop of Goldman Sachs’ trading desk.

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BULLS PULL A RALLY OUT FROM THEIR BEHINDS

I didn’t want to admit the market was going to rise by 500, so I ended up flat for the session — giving up early gains of +95bps. These type of things happen, when you are a dynamic thinker. Those one track minded PERMANENT BULLS of course made 2% today and every other +500 point day; but they will also feel the wrath of my sharpened blade (made in China) when the worm turns and the mood darkens.

In typical American fashion, nothing matters. The scum ran prices up instead of lower and I am sitting with a loss on my SQQQ position.

Since I cannot be fooled either way, I also possess a sundry of longs and am leveraged at 108% due to my outsized SQQQ positions. That’s neither here nor there. The point here is to withstand the BOOLISH barrage and relinquish the longs into rallies but bank on there eventual demise of both Jim Biden and the US stock exchange.

Whilst this might sound like a rather curmudgeon and bleak outlook on life in general, I cannot tell you how elated and happy it makes me feel to know I am living to see the end of western finance as we know it today and look forward to the happier times to come in a caravan of armed wagons shooting at one another on the trade route.

There is a hope and a dream of a November rally — based upon seasonal factors. There are those who will point out “America loves to stuff their fat fucking faces with stocks before cranned berries” and that betting against the market in the month of November, ahead of the pagan holidays, is sacrilege. But this is stupid, since Americans do not posses an iota of religion and scatter away rather quickly when the bear comes looking for food. I suspect, and again I am only speculating here, the bear will be famished during November and will walk heavily upon the stock exchange biting off the heads of traders and spitting them into their Bloomberg terminals, whilst taking a shit atop of Goldman Sachs’ trading desk.

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BULLS PULL A RALLY OUT FROM THEIR BEHINDS

I didn’t want to admit the market was going to rise by 500, so I ended up flat for the session — giving up early gains of +95bps. These type of things happen, when you are a dynamic thinker. Those one track minded PERMANENT BULLS of course made 2% today and every other +500 point day; but they will also feel the wrath of my sharpened blade (made in China) when the worm turns and the mood darkens.

In typical American fashion, nothing matters. The scum ran prices up instead of lower and I am sitting with a loss on my SQQQ position.

Since I cannot be fooled either way, I also possess a sundry of longs and am leveraged at 108% due to my outsized SQQQ positions. That’s neither here nor there. The point here is to withstand the BOOLISH barrage and relinquish the longs into rallies but bank on there eventual demise of both Jim Biden and the US stock exchange.

Whilst this might sound like a rather curmudgeon and bleak outlook on life in general, I cannot tell you how elated and happy it makes me feel to know I am living to see the end of western finance as we know it today and look forward to the happier times to come in a caravan of armed wagons shooting at one another on the trade route.

There is a hope and a dream of a November rally — based upon seasonal factors. There are those who will point out “America loves to stuff their fat fucking faces with stocks before cranned berries” and that betting against the market in the month of November, ahead of the pagan holidays, is sacrilege. But this is stupid, since Americans do not posses an iota of religion and scatter away rather quickly when the bear comes looking for food. I suspect, and again I am only speculating here, the bear will be famished during November and will walk heavily upon the stock exchange biting off the heads of traders and spitting them into their Bloomberg terminals, whilst taking a shit atop of Goldman Sachs’ trading desk.

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BULLS PULL A RALLY OUT FROM THEIR BEHINDS

I didn’t want to admit the market was going to rise by 500, so I ended up flat for the session — giving up early gains of +95bps. These type of things happen, when you are a dynamic thinker. Those one track minded PERMANENT BULLS of course made 2% today and every other +500 point day; but they will also feel the wrath of my sharpened blade (made in China) when the worm turns and the mood darkens.

In typical American fashion, nothing matters. The scum ran prices up instead of lower and I am sitting with a loss on my SQQQ position.

Since I cannot be fooled either way, I also possess a sundry of longs and am leveraged at 108% due to my outsized SQQQ positions. That’s neither here nor there. The point here is to withstand the BOOLISH barrage and relinquish the longs into rallies but bank on there eventual demise of both Jim Biden and the US stock exchange.

Whilst this might sound like a rather curmudgeon and bleak outlook on life in general, I cannot tell you how elated and happy it makes me feel to know I am living to see the end of western finance as we know it today and look forward to the happier times to come in a caravan of armed wagons shooting at one another on the trade route.

There is a hope and a dream of a November rally — based upon seasonal factors. There are those who will point out “America loves to stuff their fat fucking faces with stocks before cranned berries” and that betting against the market in the month of November, ahead of the pagan holidays, is sacrilege. But this is stupid, since Americans do not posses an iota of religion and scatter away rather quickly when the bear comes looking for food. I suspect, and again I am only speculating here, the bear will be famished during November and will walk heavily upon the stock exchange biting off the heads of traders and spitting them into their Bloomberg terminals, whilst taking a shit atop of Goldman Sachs’ trading desk.

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BULLS PULL A RALLY OUT FROM THEIR BEHINDS

I didn’t want to admit the market was going to rise by 500, so I ended up flat for the session — giving up early gains of +95bps. These type of things happen, when you are a dynamic thinker. Those one track minded PERMANENT BULLS of course made 2% today and every other +500 point day; but they will also feel the wrath of my sharpened blade (made in China) when the worm turns and the mood darkens.

In typical American fashion, nothing matters. The scum ran prices up instead of lower and I am sitting with a loss on my SQQQ position.

Since I cannot be fooled either way, I also possess a sundry of longs and am leveraged at 108% due to my outsized SQQQ positions. That’s neither here nor there. The point here is to withstand the BOOLISH barrage and relinquish the longs into rallies but bank on there eventual demise of both Jim Biden and the US stock exchange.

Whilst this might sound like a rather curmudgeon and bleak outlook on life in general, I cannot tell you how elated and happy it makes me feel to know I am living to see the end of western finance as we know it today and look forward to the happier times to come in a caravan of armed wagons shooting at one another on the trade route.

There is a hope and a dream of a November rally — based upon seasonal factors. There are those who will point out “America loves to stuff their fat fucking faces with stocks before cranned berries” and that betting against the market in the month of November, ahead of the pagan holidays, is sacrilege. But this is stupid, since Americans do not posses an iota of religion and scatter away rather quickly when the bear comes looking for food. I suspect, and again I am only speculating here, the bear will be famished during November and will walk heavily upon the stock exchange biting off the heads of traders and spitting them into their Bloomberg terminals, whilst taking a shit atop of Goldman Sachs’ trading desk.

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GIVE UP: IT’S OVER

Th halcyon days of 2006 are never coming back, the era of the shopping mall and peak Pax American are a far and distant memory. We believed in 9/11 and the wars and everything America stood for: freedom and democracy. It turned out, all of it was a fraud and the people who concocted these schemes are arch criminals, who, as a matter of fact, still rule you and are now telling you we need to protect the “democracy” of Ukraine — which was elected by sniper rifle in a 2014 coup.

In 2001, at the onset of the New World Order, America’s debt burden was $5.5 trillion or 55% of GDP. At the time it was considered to be an atrocious thing and responsible people wanted it reduced by ending the deficits. Well if you thought that was bad — how does $32 trillion or 124% of GDP sound in a era where the GDP portion is about to decline?

The only reason why the US dollar isn’t toilet paper is because of petrol dollar schemes. That, amongst many other things, are in play with the war in Ukraine — which is why they are going all in.

Tomorrow we have employment data. Hope for bad news.

I closed at session higher +102bps and amazingly my quant closed +255bps — with a bias to the downside in trading.

All trades are publish in real time inside Stocklabs.

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I DID IT: ALL IN LEVERAGED LONG

The world is falling apart and the poor souls playing in the World Cup aren’t permitted to wear their gay armbands. Both Turkey and Serbia are on the move, militarily, and war is all but a foregone conclusion between Russia and the Unites Steaks.

Recession is here and now and we are seeing levels of distress not seen since 2008.

Personal savings and debt are inversely correlated on steroids, which reminds me that we had it all in 2021 and because of it — we were shattered to pieces and much much more.

The EU, at the behest of the US, have schemes to initiate an oil price cap for Russian oil — which is on par with not liking the price of bread at the store and refusing to visit said store for bread. The end result will be Europe without oil and other Russian customers with their oil.

We are at the very onset of the ending salvo of the fourth turning. By next year today, things will be monstrously worse for society and we can only hope this pain and suffering will bring about actual death and carnage to all of those who afflicted us with this sorrow.

THAT BEING SAID, I am directionally long and leveraged long into National Festival. I did not get involved with shit stocks like COIN or AFRM, but instead own risk averse names with some ERX, TSLA, and GOOGL to boost. My bed has been made and tonight I will fantasize of stuffing and thickly ladled gravy on top of turkey legs and dream about the good old days and pine for them to return — when homosexual armbands could fancied about without hazard and trannies could run about freely cutting their dicks off in the green pastures and yellow sunshine — cascading into the blue ocean of freedom and liberty.

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