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Rockefeller Family Fund To Divest From Fossil Fuels

John D. Rockefeller must be rolling in his grave. His Standard Oil fortune is being managed by left wing lunatics, who grant millions to radical environment groups. The irony is delicious.

This just out via the Rockefellers. They hate evil fossil fuels, whilst shuttling to and fro from posh vacation destinations in their private jet.

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Biden: ‘They’ve (Belgians) Got Backbones Like Grandmas’

What sort of stupid shit is Biden up to today? Oh, I don’t know. How about signing some stupid fucking book, in some non-descript hall, telling the press the Belgians have backbones like grandmas?

Traditionally, grandmothers are old as shit and have the weakest backbones in the human race. Some of them accidentally fall down and break their backbones in 5 places, reducing them into wheeled chair transport until death.

This makes as much sense as our President apologizing for the fucking Spanish American war of 1898 to the dictator scum of Cuba, which he did yesterday.

At least Biden is attempting to show leadership, albeit with asinine words and gestures. I am sure President Obama is enjoying Argentina today. If we’re lucky, we might be entreated to an Obama throwing of the U.K. under the bus, in relation to Falkan Island rhetoric.

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Miners are Getting Hammered; Significant Downside Remains

A litany of miners are getting smoked out today, crushed under the weight of the bulls hubris. There are zero reasons to be long FCX, X, VALE or BHP after their recent runs.

Nevertheless, many of you remain long.

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Considering the exasperated run in this sector, heretofore, there hasn’t been a more opportune time to sell in many moons, or sell short with extreme vigor and tenacity.

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Virgin Atlantic Soars on Takeover Rumors

Bloomberg is reporting the company is in discussions to sell itself. Since they have a deal in place with Delta, I am guessing they’d be the interested party.

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Richard Branson is a brilliant businessman and knows the airline industry well. If he does in fact sell VA, the industry may be topping out. I’d trust his instincts over the perpetually bankrupt American airline industry any day of to week.

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An Absurd Inventory Build Sends Crude Lower; Energy Longs Await the Gallows

WTI should be lower by 10% on these numbers. Look at them; they’re comical.

Crude oil inventories had a build of +9.357 mln (consensus called for a build of +2.5-2.7 mln)

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I’m talking my book here, short XLE from $63+; but I cannot think of a better place to put assets than to be short oil stocks here.

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Ultimately, all of the gains enjoyed by the new oil mavens will be rescinded and absconded with. There are dark days ahead for all energy longs.

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Fed’s Bullard: Brace Yourself For an April Rate Hike

Listen to me: these people at the Fed have hard-ons,  Yellen included, to hurt you. They want to hike rates straight away, regardless of poor economic acitvity or global terrorist attacks that might slow growth.

Immediately following the Brussel attacks, Fed’s Bullard warned that the jobs market was going to overheat the economy, despite the fact that GDP SUCKS, straddled at 2%.

“We’re in reasonably good shape” with regard to monetary policy but “the odds that we will fall somewhat behind the curve have increased modestly,” Bullard, who votes on policy this year, said in a Bloomberg interview in New York Wednesday. “We are going to get some overshooting here in the relatively near term” on the non-accelerating inflation rate of unemployment “that might cause the committee to have to raise rates more rapidly later on.”

INFLATION IS THE ENEMY.

The market is discounting zero risk. The SPY is higher by 12% over 5 weeks. Crude oil is up 50%, yet nothing on the ground is indicating a jump in productivity or growth.

On these comments, the dollar is catching a bid again, helping crude drop too.

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I absolutely hate stocks here and remain long TLT, short XLE.

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It Will $SUNE Be Over

This company is well deserving of bankruptcy. I don’t quite understand all of the smoke and mirrors that they play, with their different entities and gigantic $12 billion debt load. However, I do know the gig is up, as the company is currently in talks to renegotiate a $725 mill 2nd lien to get $300 mill in cash.

“DIP negotiation means that the company has effectively run out of cash and they get to pay their creditors ‘fair market value’ for the secured assets versus the contracted value,” Axiom Capital analyst Gordon Johnson told Reuters.

The good news is that once this piece of shit files for chapter 11, all of you degenerates out there can buy the stock and run it up, just before it implodes to zero.

Those solar panels are absolutely hideous.

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Main Terrorist Scum Captured in Belgium

They captured the third man in the picture released to the media. He is a 24 year old male whose DNA was found on all of the Paris explosives and who was stopped near Hungary in 2013 en route to Syria.

His disgusting name is Najim Laachraoui. I am sure his parents are quite proud of what they spawned, knowing he’s responsible for the deaths of dozens of innocent civilians.

The other two offal from the Brussels attack were brothers named Khalid and Brahim El Bakraoui, both of whom are now roasting in hell.

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Sanders Continues to Humiliate Himself, Trounced and Flogged in Arizona

Trump won Arizona too, snatching 58 delegates in the process. I think it’s fair to say, there isn’t a chance in red hell that any other GOP candidate will beat Trump in votes, so they’re gonna have to steal it at the convention.

In my opinion, the bigger story is now on the democrat side, with the old communist, hailing from a fucking NYC sauerkraut stand, pestering H. Clinton with weak-kneed non-competitive primaries. I understand there are many socialists in America who like the old red dog. But the fact remains, he can never win. Moreover, he is wasting everyone’s time and energy by staying in the race, conveniently accepting millions in political donations while screaming and yelling about the evil billionaires and millionaires who are ironically the same people supporting his candidacy. These elections aren’t even close.

Pray tell me, why is he still accepting money?

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Hillary takes 85 in Arizona and Donald 58.

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