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Joined Dec 2, 2009
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DAMN YOU JOHN MAYER!!! PWR BUY!!!

Two thoughts….

“Why does John Mayer get to put his cock into every Hollywood Starlet”?

“If The V.King hates the market why would he BUY 10,000 shares of PWR”?

I really can’t answer the first question…but PWR is so fucking JUICY…

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15 comments

  1. alf44

    … will Jake be welcome @ the upcoming iBC annual “marshmallow roast” ?

    … will Jake attend the annual iBC “marshmallow roast” ?

    Inquiring minds wanna know !!!

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  2. Phytobedo

    Mayer rules. Alf’s body is my wonderland.

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    • alf44

      you’re always buzzing just like …

      Neon, neon
      Neon, neon …

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  3. alf44

    … not quite sure what happened there … go with the “Ceasar” post !!!

    Or, perhaps … the “Ceasar Salad” !!!

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  4. Dantheman

    He’s doing Katie Perry now. Not his best work but you have a great point V. King.

    Who’s this Alf character? Go jerk off to Seeking Alpha- in my opinion this is the only worth while financial site.

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    • alf44

      … you should get out more !!!

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      I can assure you … the mention of John Mayer’s cock is of absolutely NO interest to ANYONE … with an IQ above that of a Sweet Potato !!!

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  5. alf44

    … this is NOT what “financial blogging” should be about !!! imo

    John Mayer’s cock ?

    REALLY ???

    The “tabbed bloggers” here @ iBC have been dealt a shitty hand !!! imo

    To their credit (with ONE notable exception) THEY have tried to make the most of what has to be a tenuous transition !

    For better or worse … iBC will never be what it once was … iBC has “Crossed The Rubicon” !!!

    It has chosen a path from which there is no return !

    And, like Napoleon … This WILL NOT end well !!!
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    • alf44

      … this is NOT what “financial blogging” should be about !!! imo

      John Mayer’s cock ?

      REALLY ???

      The “tabbed bloggers” here @ iBC have been dealt a shitty hand !!! imo

      To their credit (with ONE notable exception) THEY have tried to make the most of what has to be a tenuous transition !

      For better or worse … iBC will never be what it once was … iBC has “Crossed The Rubicon” !!!

      It has chosen a path from which there is no return !

      And, like Ceasar … This WILL NOT end well !!!

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  6. Sur Platonic Platueu Du Tecnocrats, B.R.A., D.J.D. upon Rookness.
    Sur Platonic Platueu Du Tecnocrats, B.R.A., D.J.D. upon Rookness.

    While I can’t say that I’m a “famous” musician, I know a few.

    Let me explain.

    There are women who worship rockers like royalty.

    Poor. Drug addicts. Abusive. “Douche” bags (whatever that means). No worries. Females really just want famous sperm donors.

    One of the more humorous “techniques” (sic) I will still use to this day is the “blow job blanket.”

    What? (the decent crowd gasped)

    Well, you see, you bring a mid-small blanket to your shows; thus, you then find nearest corner in room and raise said blow job blanket to assist bebe’s starlets in their cravings if a 4-wall isn’t nearby.

    FINALLY. Every starlet you see is a whore. I don’t care what church or red carpet they cross.

    I’ve had my interviews too, but I’m straighter than an arrow, and don’t respond kindly to homos (no Keanue Reaves – hint).

    More on the Z-List another time.

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  7. Sur Platonic Platueu Du Tecnocrats, B.R.A., D.J.D. upon Rookness.
    Sur Platonic Platueu Du Tecnocrats, B.R.A., D.J.D. upon Rookness.

    SOME of the married members of Ibc need to ask their wives for their balls (usually found in the fridge).

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  8. The Fly

    Very classy.

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  9. Juice

    classy post! 8)

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    • alf44

      … the “bar” … for what NOW passes as “blogging” @ iBC has become extremely LOW !

      This place is starting to remind me of “New Coke” !

      I don’t think I need to remind anyone how that fiasco all turned out !!!

      SIGH !!!

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