Ah, my hand made Udon Noodles just arrived, along with some sushi. As I prepare to devour this delicacy, along with a India Paled Ale, I reflect. Today was a good day (Full Ice Cube). FB is down AH, so what? Whats the worst it goes down tomorrow? 20%? That’s nothing compared to the almost 400% I am up in ISRG calls so I’m not sweating it at all.

Although I am seriously pissed off at Google I just purchased a Nexus 10. I am lacking a tablet and my 17″ laptop is not conducive to working on the move. You should see when I pull it out in public (no homo), and all the tools with their MacBook Airs sneer, while sipping a coffee beverage infused with metro-sexuality and estrogen. I don’t drink coffee, mind you, but if I did, I would drink it like my father does, black. Thus, I will now be “rocking” a tablet, and I will get a case for it in the colors of the flag. If I cannot offend little pukes with the mere size of what I pull out, then I should offend them with the case. Oh, you were unaware that the United States Flag was offensive? Have you not noticed people trampling on it literally and figuratively lately?

Bon Appetite

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