25 Today is one of those days where I would revel in smashing hipsters with my great war hammer blessed by the beard of the great bearded one himself. I feel as though he may have to speak soon, uttering whispers that sweep through willows alluding to new QE. I got slaughtered today in ZNGA and YELP, which really isn’t a big deal based on how ZNGA jumped on the mention of FB. I still think ZNGA is a short, but will ride up to the FB IPO, sell my position, and short an equal sized position at the top. YELP looks to release their first earnings call May 2nd, which they should kill and I will sell, thus wiping the bears from the earth, as if they were the Irish Elk. I still sit here nervous and frustrated because well, Europe. A gaggle of imbeciles, socialist idiocracy[sic], that is dragging the rest of the world down whilst they argue over the superiority of Kraut to Pasta.
I am seriously sick of those fucking ass fluffers, but to let them get to me is a sign of weakness. I instead, plan to go to the gym for a quick bit of taking my anger out upon the iron. I did do a sweet little NFLX play today, buying at $87.60 and selling at $88.02, not huge but a small victory in an otherwise red tape. I will look to add to my ZNGA and YELP positions tomorrow if they continue to dip. If not, I may just go to the beach.
25 Responses to “A Hammer For A Hipster”
drbigboss
i can’t believe ZNGA employees got 4/20 off so they can go take gravity bong hits of hashish and “brogram” instead of creating shareholder value.
new rule:
any company that gives 4/20 off is a “terminal short”
Rhino
HAHA, yeah, we should have gone by their offices while we were downtown on Friday.
noodleboy
Is this true? If so that is hilarious.
drbigboss
serious as a heart attack noodleboy, only in the valley….
drbigboss
that CEO is a walking disaster. I can’t remember the last time I heard him have an in depth discussion about shareholder value creation.
I still think facebook will be an epic short at some point after all the idiot retail investors and C- mutual fund fools pile in.
Rhino
Dude, if that thing blows up in the IPO, I will DEFINITELY short it if I can find the shares to borrow. I bet it rips ~70%
chessNwine
ZNGA needs upside confirmation to today’s candle, but I think it should probably bounce here.
Rhino
Yeah dude, that’s why I’m on it. Did you see the spike today, and how big the volume was, just on news that FB amended their S1. It will RIP as the IPO gets closer. Thanks for the comment.
Rhino
Obviously, hence “the candle.” The volume was crazy!
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