Take your lower high…

and jam it in your mouth. Maybe next time, you won’t look so ridiculous.

WAR IS PEACE,
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY,
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH.

I propose DEBT IS WEALTH.

No, no. This isn’t Orwellian doublespeak, is it? Our jobless claims number is being considered by the market as a “trigger for policy response”. This will make the market rise. Again, we know this is going to happen, until it doesn’t. And when it doesn’t, it is going to be a fuckin’ shitstorm.

Have fun riding the waves today, it’s going to be fun.

So you’ve all had Chinese Takeout I’m sure. You generally feel pretty good about the whole ordeal; maybe you’ll actually will get some vegetables in your meal for a change. Sadly, after you finish, you realize that the food tasted like shit, you’re still hungry, and you’re an inflated balloon ready to burst.

INTC just had some chinese takeout. Buying MFE makes no goddamned sense. The deal will not be good for INTC. I say this acquisition will be a 99% waste of money. The 1% value here is that INTC may get the market moving – up. Yeah, shareholders love being chinese takeout.

Let’s see if jobless claims can put a damper on this. 1 minute.

Turd’s Roadside-psychic-my crystal ball is better than fuckin’ Nostradamus’s-based calls:

Jobless Claims (8:30 AM EST) – Over 500+

… and then there a massive riot and everyone gets killed. Market should probably rally because of that. Have a good night.

UPDATE 11:40 EST : http://www.zerohedge.com/article/boj-hold-emergency-policy-meeting-5am-gmt-additional-easing-announcement-expected-nikkei-sp-

Beware, it’s going to be nuts tomorrow. Fly save us all.

Pathetic. Prepare to get beaten like the mutt you are, market.

You are the aesthetician of your life. No one but you makes you sit in your little seat watching little green and red tick marks on an eye-destroying screen. That’s ideal, I suppose as some of you decide to watch CNBC and other silly men shouting about how stocks must go up soon. Today is going to be boring but no one is going to tell you that on TV. They want to suck the life out of you in furtherance of ad revenue. They want to be the aesthetician of your life. Don’t let ’em. Go for a walk. Ride a bike. Murder a small child. Whatever you do, do it because you want to do it. Don’t let this market (or anyone, for that matter) own you.

See you tomorrow,

Turd