Back From War

I see some of you geeks are upset with my term of office here on iBankCoin. I am here to tell you: you have seen nothing yet. Forgive my leave of absence, as I was rather busy assaulting the low-level tribes here in Peru. At one of the family copper mines, some of the workers attempted to organize and rise up, complaining about work conditions and wages. As a consequence, I spear headed a division of battle hardened mercenaries to destroy their village. That will learn them. So, excuse me if I didn’t have the time to entertain you dorks, as I was a little busy killing and maiming hundreds of people.

As for my message: it remains the same. Stop buying stocks/bonds/gold ETF’s. If you have to snatch the gold chain off an old lady, do so, as it might save you from future starvation. There are immense crop shortages around the world. And, at the same time, the biggest nations in the world are devaluing their currencies. This will inevitably lead to the deterioration of American society, which will leave it open to a series of debilitating  attacks.

Condensed message: get rid of your paper money and possess gold, the 24 karat variety.