iBC is a Gwar Concert.
Upon each visit, you are incessantly made fun of and shot by blood guns (laser beams). A good old fassion murder spree. As you drown in the fake blood, the war drums beat and Gwar (with jitler as their guide) battle axe and butcher the likes of George Bush, Mike Tyson, Bin Laden, (my personal favorite butcherings) and a number of Hell’s Guardians (Ass Hats) on their way to kill Satan (Mother Market), who claims to be tougher than Gwar. After many failed attempts by their slaves, the leaders of Gwar waste no time killing Satan by ripping off his head.
After leaving my first Gwar concert in SLC, I turned to my blood covered friend and said, “you know, Gwar is hiding in those costumes cuz they’re a bunch of nerds and geeks from a Virgina University” (no offense Wood Shedder, he actually played in a band with one of them). My friend replied, “yeah, nerdy looking geeks that laugh all the way to the bank!”
Like Gwar, iBC writers post under nerdy names and talk shit like their tough. Nobody drowns in blood here but you should come to get bloodied up, gain some clarity over the spolarium, and get some direction from these nerds. Laudable, they have a banking coin capacity and frequently laugh their way to the bank.
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“…it doesn’t mean Gay Woman Against Rape. It doesn’t mean Great White Aryan Race. It doesn’t mean Gay Weird Anal Reprobates. It doesn’t even mean God What an Awful Racket. It just means GWAR, which means everything pretty much.”
lol. GWAARGGGH!!!
Looking forward to King Gwar of the PG for the month,
best,
Slymenstra
Gwar eats stocks for breakfast.
I guess Boca likes the lone female member of Gwar. Here she is at her best:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FboVLKz7_4
fwiw I post under my own name and am tough.
Welcome though! Inaugural Post! King of the PG! King of the PG!
Yes, Danny is the outlier of my post. He is the data point that is distinctly separate from the rest of the data.
You are mentally disturbed.
Yes, I did have the distinct pleasure of playing in a band with one of the founding members of GWAR. My recollection is that they were practicing in a warehouse/loft in which they shared or were next door to where Virginia Commonwealth University had their props and stuff for their theatre productions. One day the band was messing around and decided to try on some of the costumes, and the rest is history.
The guy was honestly not a very good musician, but he was a helluva salesman, and knew everyboy, so we got to play just about wherever we wanted to, and got to open for many great acts, Southern Culture on the Skids being one that instantly comes to mind.
I must confess that it was my daughter who liked Gwar at one point, I still have her t-shirt from the concert with the fake blood spattered on it. The Gwar theme was one of the few songs I would let her blast in the house, we both liked that one, so I have a soft spot for that song.
Wow. Jeesssh. Huh. That makes AC/DC look like Christmas Elves – does Tipper Gore know about this? Congrats. Now I’m going to go listen to some Metallica just so I can sleep tonight.
Hell-o GWAR! I think you need to start an asshat list that we use as candidates for an iBC version of Slaughterama. You can start with at least the following:
* Greenspan for his “I’d rather be Wall Streets Friend and Famous than do the right thing” ways
* FNM/FRE/AIG/WM/LEH/all of the financial CEOs/CFOs
* All of Congress with putting to vote this bs bill
That should be good for starters…
Hey GWAR, do you like any of the Dave Brockie Experience stuff? My favorite album is still Scumdogs, good stuff.
Woodshedder, that’s awesome that you got to play with some of those guys. What type of music were you guys doing, more of the earlier punk/hardcore or more metal?
You guys should check out “American Hardcore” sometime if you haven’t watched it. I don’t like documentaries, but this one is good, it’s funny to see all of these guys old now.
“Make love, not…
Hideous Angry Muppets.”
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