Adam Smith is now the former CFO and treasurer of Vante Medical Supplies.
Why? because Adam Smith thought he’d take his personal protest against Chick-Fil-A directly to where it would do the most good…. a restaurant near his home.
Not content with sharing his grievances with some poor girl making minimum wage, this MENSA candidate decides to film his tirade and post it on youtube so all the world wide web would unite in singing his praises.
Obviously Adam Smith thought he was sticking it to the man (no homo) – not that there’s anything wrong with that (Seinfeld) over the opinions of their CEO on same sex marriage
Things didn’t turn out quite the way Adam Smith planned though. He was recognized and his employer contacted. Today Vante Medical Supply released this statemnt:
TUCSON, AZ–(Marketwire – Aug 2, 2012) – The following is a statement from Vante:
Vante regrets the unfortunate events that transpired yesterday in Tucson between our former CFO/Treasurer Adam Smith and an employee at Chick-fil-A. Effective immediately, Mr. Smith is no longer an employee of our company.
The actions of Mr. Smith do not reflect our corporate values in any manner. Vante is an equal opportunity company with a diverse workforce, which holds diverse opinions. We respect the right of our employees and all Americans to hold and express their personal opinions, however, we also expect our company officers to behave in a manner commensurate with their position and in a respectful fashion that conveys these values of civility with others.
We hope that the general population does not hold Mr. Smith’s actions against Vante and its employees.
Congratulations Adam Smith – You’re the IBC asshat of the week
6 Responses to “Asshat of the Week”
The Fly
Well done Sir. I give you permission to do another, after you so boldly and brazenly stole my intellectual property rights with this one.
kcscott
Although I prefer to think you “inspired” this column, You are indued a scholar and a gentleman for so graciously blessing future reincarnations of this superb idea
lol
go write wealth of nations and leave her alone! oh shit… not that adam smith?
real adam smith
great fucks how I roll in the grave over this asshat spoiling my good name
drbigboss
hahaha
kcscott
Can we sue Jeff Wagner and these douchebags for stealing this idea:
http://www.620wtmj.com/blogs/jeffwagner/164883206.html