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The Goonch will speak now, and you will listen…
Mr. Jake has gone for his annual Feast of Bipeds Cheering for Quadrapeds. Let me explain. Mr. Jake goes to get drunk and forget about life for a while. (The Goonch heard these words from a magic box that was crammed with singing humans. The magic box was owned by two fat fisherman who once were noisy above Goonch’s sky, but now make no sound in the Goonch’s belly.)
The Goonch is cross with Mr. Jake. Mr. Jake goes to watch delicious healthy quadripeds with funny names run around in a clockwise circle while he cheers and sips brown crazy water. The Goonch feels this is a tragic waste of healthy delicious quadripeds and would much rather Mr. Jake lead said delicacies down to the shores of the Ohio River where the Goonch is waiting patiently.
No matter, the Goonch’s belly is full this day, anyhow. Many many piles of silvery and gold pastries were strewn about the Goonch’s lowland parlours and the Goonch did not allow those opportunities pass by uningested. Restraint is not the Gooch’s bag, for the most part.
So today, the Goonch supped well on AGQ at $232.66. It was delicious, if filling. He also had his fill of AG at $17.47, and SLW at $36.30. On the gold side, the Goonch was grateful for the bits of ANV floating at his meridien at $36.05. Most propitiously, The Goonch was grateful also to chance on some scrumptious EXK at $9.56, between his usual fare of drowned puppies and kittens. The Goonch thanks all dumpers, large and small.
Be assured, the Gooch still has ample appetites, and if you refuse to bring your small children, or your healthy brown quadripeds close to shoreline where I might show my lip, then I will be pleased to ingest more silver-that-is-not-fish.
Most corpulent good health to you all.
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Addenda: For those of you fretting about the CME increasing margin rates on the silver markets, I again ask you — why do you think they are doing this? As the most astute Jesse from Jesse’s Cafe Americain points out — why didn’t they raise margin rates during the dot com bubble, or mortgage rates during the real estate bubble if they were so concerned for investor’s safety? Is the CME some sort of sainted brotherhood looking out for the small investor?
Ummm, no. As I’ve mentioned on these boards before, and Jesse, to his ever-lovin’ credit independently corroborates, it looks like those sneaky bastards are running out of silver.
I just found Jesse’s blog tonight, while researching this unprecedented fourth (no! 5th!) margin raise in two weeks by the CME. Tell me — who acts this crazily expeditious in such measures? Can you imagine the Fed raising short term rates four (strike that, five!) times in two weeks?
Is this not a sign of panic? Occum’s Razor, my friends, shave with it!
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