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Trades: YGE, SOL …Dear Gio (letter from Miss Solar Stocks)

New shorts:  YGE (15.50), SOL (7.30)

Dear Gio,

Thanks for writing.  Not.  I wanted to let you know I burned all your clothes.  Being solar and all, I realized your burning clothes satisfied me more than you ever could.  And yes, life is great since I left you.  All you ever care about is Lakers.  Lakers this, Lakers that.  Why don’t you just marry Philip Jackson (or whatever his name is) already.  I don’t need your money anyway, that Obama guy is going to send me lots of money, uh, in 2012.  Like OMG, you’ll be driving cars with my name on it.  Yes, MY NAME.  So, I don’t want to call you any names or anything because I know you’re an emotional sissy loser with no life with an ugly barista chick who makes money from a cup, and yeah, calling you names isn’t like me.  I’m above that, and above you, you low-life nasty coffee perv.  You can never replace me, so get up on out of here.  Yeah, you heard me, “to the left, to the left.”

Love,
Solar Stocks

P.S.
I miss your forearms.  Call me?

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10 comments

  1. JimPunkrockford
    JimPunkrockford

    lol. dude, you may need to seek counseling

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  2. Nergo

    Gio, Great call on solars, yesterday. A perfect call. Thanks!!

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  3. Ass Napkin Mike
    Ass Napkin Mike

    Gio wasted.

    He was drinking his Zima’s during the Lakers game.

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  4. franky

    gio – you saved my ass on Jaso yesterday. RC printed money on this ticker and you gave me the sense to keep it. it takes a village to bank my coin… cheers

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  5. u ever notice

    I already knew you were intelligent, but how can one ignore stock advice from angry love letters. Priceless.

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  6. Gio

    Haha. Good one Ass Mike. Actually, I only drink the hard stuff, I use Zima for the fish tank. And I have a new cat that’s more hardcore than you too. I’m thinking about naming her Paul-Pierce.


    thinking about covering YGE today, since solar stocks are basically “PMS-stocks.”

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  7. OE Trader

    Great call on the solars. Cancel the trip…Lakers may wrap it up on Sunday. Cali girl will not be happy…you’re still pursuing her aren’t you…lol

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  8. Gio

    No she has a boyfriend remember. Still going Cali… just added San Fran to the list so if Lakers don’t play back in LA, at least I get to go cruise around the place. there should be a laker party somewhere.

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  9. allan

    your welcome to visit us here in san diego…

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