Dear Solar Stocks,
How you been lately? You happy? I see you there, acting like everything is fine. Maybe you are fine, I don’t know. I’ve seen you move up and up and up in life after you left me a few months ago. I see what you’re trying to do- you’re trying to make me jealous and all now that we’ve broke up. I saw what you tweeted about me. Shoot. You weren’t all that anyway. Remember, it was you who left me. I treated you so well, gave you batteries, polished your mirrors… you even called me the sunshine of your life because I gave you energy, I gave you life. I thought I was the one for you. I thought you would be the one who would warm my heart, but now I know you were just using me. Weren’t we meant for each other? Even though you rarely spoke English (mostly Chinese) it didn’t matter because I felt deep inside we spoke the same language… money. The last comment you left on my FaceBook was that I wasn’t paying attention to you. So what if I said hi to that cute barista chick. It was nothing then, just a “hi.” Well you know what, I just wanted to let you know it’s much more than a “hi” now. She’s more of a stock than you. She’s stable. I couldn’t take your mood-swings. One day you’re up 20%, the next day your down -15%. Its tiring you know. I need someone who understands me, knows what I need. I need a woman who is there for me and only me. The only times you ever got excited was when Obama was on TV. What is wrong with you woman? I’m coming over to pick up my clothes. You know what, never mind, keep that mess. Enjoy your coffee… you know I’ll be enjoying mine.
Sincerly,
gio
P.S. I am shorting you like crazy for a few weeks.
Greatest post EVER!!!!!
Im writing a letter to my girlfriend now (LAKERS). She is so over rated.
lol classic Gio!!
Awesome!
My solar shorts from morning are on FIRE today. Sorry babe. I knew you was one crazy ho. Even though market is squeezing up, I had to give this one a backhand. hahaha.
So far I’m up on…
SOL short @ 7.30 …on the chart I put 17.3, ooops. Lol.
YGE short @ 15.50 …u know i had to jump this.
Thinking aboug shorting CSIQ.
Thanks Mike. I need Lakers to lose one more game so I can see them in LA. Tell her I said hi.
you buying any GMCR post split? have no position – just have ddrx grab a few shares of GMCR @ ???…thanks!
great site….
Sorry miss buttons, I am not buying any more GMCR here. I’m pretty sure it’s going to have a pull-back soon. I am in the process of exiting this trade. If you really want some, you can try at next IBD buy-point which is around 58.50, set stop to 57. but even if you do get that entry, it will probably consolidate for a few weeks (too much volume in the past few months).
DDRX is a beast!!
Oh yeah, I do have a long term GMCR options play in the making. stay tuned.
Man oh man wish I read this earlier. My solars have taken a serious beating today. Held em too long while YGE I sold too soon. These burritos are giving me indigestion.