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Two Chinese Fortune Cookies…

So, I was at this Chinese restaurant eating this wonderful and tasty chicken with cake noodle, and some other random green vegetables and stuff.  The place is called “Royal Palace,” and it’s in some ugly beat up building.  Hey, they even serve your food on plastic white plates, you know, the one with the red designs around the edge; the bathroom ain’t great either, I mean the urinal is about 3 inches away from the sink, so I felt even more dirty after washing my hands.  The waitress could have been a little more friendlier too.  But that’s okay, I mean, despite eating in a “royal palace”, the food was great.  Well, that was until I finished it off with a customary fortune cookie.  I actually had two fortune cookies because my girlfriend doesn’t eat them.  She claims it’s not a cookie, and so she will be eating a lie.  Um… What the heck?  Anyway, I break open the first one.  In great anticipation I pull out the little white paper and read it.  It says… “That wasn’t chicken.”

Well that sucks.   Tasted pretty good to me.  Anyway, with my stomach turning a little, I break the second one open, hoping it has something better to say.   I pull out the little paper and it says…

… awesome!  I leave a tip, and I take my queen to the beach.

  LFC, CNTF, SNDA, BIDU, ACH, CTRP (?), GA, FMCN

 SPWRA, NCTY, ZNH, CHNR, FEED,

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7 comments

  1. Yogi & Boo Boo
    Yogi & Boo Boo

    OK, I get the strong and weak part, but what about the rest?

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  2. manatrader

    lol good stuff

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  3. Mushroomz

    Gio is it time for the VIX to go down into the twinny twin twins?

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  4. wb

    Your girlfriend misunderstands. You see, it is not a cookie, but a “fortune cookie.” Sort of like a girlfriend is not exactly a girl or a friend, but rather a woman who costs a lot of money and tells you what to do. What is important is that it tastes great and is full of useful stock tips. The cookie, that is. Maybe her, too.

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  5. Gio

    Haha. don’t worry about her. this one doesn’t cost money… she actually saves me money bcuz i’m the one with the bad spending habits.

    Mushroomz… VIX is definitely heading for 20s. A spike down, and we can start shorting. Problem with today’s rally was volume again, but I’m getting an improved pattern with the VIX again.

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  6. Juice

    my Chinese fortune cookies came up with this list

    OPAI GHII CNOA LTUS CHGY CHBU QXM XING CHFI

    penny stock circus with the exception of sub fivers QXM XING

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  7. Gio

    added NTES to this list.

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