I wonder what Lenny Dykstra thinks about Chinese Solar?

I don’t care for anything Chinese, except for their delicious food, especially the fine Dim Sum cooked up by the folks down at City View Dim Sum. I can’t tolerate a culture that creates a demand for the killing of my namesake. Why the demand? Well, they think by consuming Rhino horns, tiger penises, and other animal parts, that they will magically become hung. Well, at least hung more like a circus peanut, rather than their current light switch like state.

FACT: THIS IS NOT GOING TO HELP THEM. Instead, they are supporting the poaching of endangered species, which in fact, hurts us all. These are the same folks that have let a numerous species go extinct because of their own stupidity/laziness/gluttony . Just like these River Dolphins. If you are offended by this, you are offended by the truth, so maybe you have some soul searching to do? Or perhaps you are without soul, phallus, and top hat?

Obviously, a people who can’t even bother to care about the extinction of a species that dates back 20 million years– which they believed to have magical powers –could never be good at making renewable/green energy technology. Right. Thus, I covered my STP short for a 70% win today. Here are my other Chinese Solar shorts.

JASO +22.71%

LDK +23.03%

TSL +16.02%

How you like them apples? Don’t forget to watch “Rhino Wars,” on Animal Planet. Let’s stop this bull shit.

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