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Today Is Going To Suck

Fucking terrorists just attacked Norway; most specifically, they blew the shit out of the Oil Ministry.

Norway is a massive provider of oil to the world. I am short oil. Hence, I am going to get my fingers ripped out.

Hooray.

I’m pretty well sick of these stupid bastards trying to tear down the world every couple of months. I just hope they killed themselves in the process so that we’re rid of them.

I wonder which country we’ll invade in response to this?

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8 comments

  1. Yogi & Boo Boo

    Sweden?

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  2. jay the coffee guru
    jay the coffee guru

    i thought you knew, bush and obama beat the al queda… lol after spending billions on the war on terrer I guess we see what we got for our money.

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    • Mr. Cain Thaler

      Yeah, I know what we got for our money. Not attacked in a decade, despite being prime target number one.

      Last I checked, Norway is not America.

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  3. drummerboy

    pakistani dude i buy gas from says there is no problem with price at the pump over there, he just came back and said most of the hype and bullshit emanates from here in the u.s. and here alone. the fucking rbob has been going way back up today topped 3.13. he just lowered his price and will jack it back up again. yea, we havent had a false flag either..fucking expect one if the ceiling does’nt get raised. ….more bullshit, it will never end.

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  4. Mr. Cain Thaler

    Wow this guy was sick. 80 kids…

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  5. razorsedge

    2 in the same day? was this co-ordinated more bullshit, to come. i sold out on fri. but didnt buy tza,faz, or puts on other acc,s i have..

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