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America, the Joke is On You

We are all Europeans, now. Well played, Merkel. Well played.

Turns out the global currency and one-world government conspiracy theorists were right after all. Kind of makes you feel stupid, no?

Since Bernanke is now going to bail out Europe, we should all look forward to financing a lavish European lifestyle. Enjoy bankrolling Greek public employee unions and 8 weeks of vacations for the French. Wait until California and Illinois find out. They will be so relieved…

After all the rugged individualism and pulling ourselves up by our bootstraps, after all that Constitution and Declaration stuff, it is fitting that the end result is that it all meant nothing. We would have been better off living by the European socialist model. Then maybe we’d all be getting bailed out by the Chinese.

Even better, perhaps the Chinese will join us in the bailout, kicking in a few trillion yuan, just for the hell of it. Bernanke, Merkel, and some Chinese finance fucker can rule in a royal triumvirate. It will be a grand nightmare, like watching a sickening porno where the menage a trois never ends. Hopefully Obama can be promoted to be community organizer, for the world.

Fuck it. I think I’m going to pack up the family and move to Germany.

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41 comments

  1. kedzilla

    Pretty ominous future eh? Terrifies me as well.

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  2. checklist

    countries with shared currencies bear an unbelievable burden and only if the sharing of the currency gives them an advantage in exporting, and only if they have a significant trade surplus do they stand any real chance… unless some mechanism of creating and distributing currency is created. The European system has no ability to create any new Euro’s and therefore no ability for the users of the Euro to net save. Even the gold standard had this.

    All they can do is leverage debt as far as they can, and then blow up. We have reached the “as far as they can” point. Stopping the blow up is really a simple matter, but Germany stands in the way.

    The best possible solution is probably Germany exiting and leaving the rest to stay…

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    • Jakegint

      Germany exits and the euro becomes the lira, post haste.

      That’s good for all those slothful fuckers?

      _______

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      • fxtradex6

        Everyone exits in a transition to a truly fiat system. Only way it will ever work.

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  3. Blind Read Ant

    I recommend Berlin WS.

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    • DMG

      Nein nein nein. A fine southern gentleman such as Mr. Woodshedder would not fare well in the concrete jungle known as Berlin. Either Baaria or perhaps the northwest, with its close proximity to the Netherlands.

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  4. Mr. Cain Thaler

    Wait was there some source that triggered this? I’m not seeing anything new in the news.

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    • Woodshedder

      Cain, check the Economist, yesterday.

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      • Mr. Cain Thaler

        I’m not finding anything that jumps out; does this have to do with Merkel’s speech yesterday, because I haven’t heard it.

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        • Damian

          I’m with you – Wood – what are you talking about? Found an article by some guy at the AEI, but that’s about it.

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          • Woodshedder

            Find what Ed Yardeni is saying. And then just know that Bernanke will not let Europe fail without pledging US help.

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            • Mr. Cain Thaler

              Oh yeah I saw that. Don’t know if I believe it. I mean it’s not just a matter of intervention; it’s also the timing. If bernanke drops a hand after the dollar rallies 50% who cares?

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  5. TJWP

    See you in Germany Wood, can recommend some nice places in the south.

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  6. fake amish

    dont do it wood. the germans will blow up soon enough and inevitably take it out on any and all minorities living in the motherland.

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  7. djmarcus

    we should just default alongside europe since the world is ending anyways

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    • ForexPhucker

      Why default? We don’t borrow in foreign currency to create USD. Besides, if WE default it’s the apocalypse for central banks worldwide.

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  8. gumby

    BeFrom FT: Euro area deflationay threat is real, ECB statute calls for price stability, Soros and Bofinger write.for u depart…u can run but u can’y hide…

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  9. jp

    HuH ?? wen a greece movie Now ?
    the only one to print?
    US President Obama called Greek Prime Minister Papademos according to White House. Says the US stands with Greece in support on debt effort.

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  10. dazydee

    You would be welcome.

    We will probably have a revolution over here, too… But it will be orderly.

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  11. sergeifreud

    looky, any place is better than the US.
    ever since they elected an actor as president it’s been obvious that the majority of the country are imbeciles.
    re-electing W probably dropped the average IQ down to single digits.

    besides, what’s wrong with 8 weeks of vacation?

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    • Jakegint

      Enjoying your socialized health plan? Too bad they’ve had to scrimp so much on the mental therapeutics….
      _________

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  12. Yogi & Boo Boo

    I’m planning the fox proof chicken coop/palace as my winter project. I’ll send you guys a tur-duck-en, next Thanksgiving. Could you send me some nice German beer once they get the steamships going again? TIA

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  13. Taco

    You know you’ve taken the central banker- manufactured psyops bait-hook in the jaw when you begin using that word.

    “Theorist.”

    Theorists believe Hitler killed 6 million Jews. Theorists believe the world is round. Theorists believe the sky is blue and that the sun sets and also rises every day.

    Central bankers love this word.

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    • Taco

      Sure, UN Agenda 21 is “just” a “theory,” despite that you can read about it all day long on the UN’s web domain.

      Just a “theory.” Nevermind. Move along… nothing to discuss. Nothing for passive idiots, at least.

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  14. Jeff

    Auf dem See

    Und frische Nahrung, neues Blut
    Saug ich aus freier Welt:
    Wie ist Natur so hold und gut,
    Die mich am Busen hält!

    Die Welle wieget unsern Kahn
    Im Rudertakt hinauf,
    Und Berge, wolkig himmelan,
    Begegnen unserm Lauf.

    Aug, mein Aug, was sinkst du nieder?
    Goldne Träume, kommt ihr wieder?
    Weg, du Traum! so gold du bist:
    Hier auch Lieb und Leben ist.

    Auf der Welle blinken
    Tausend schwebende Sterne,
    Weiche Nebel trinken
    Rings die türmende Ferne;

    Morgenwind umflügelt
    Die beschattete Bucht,
    Und im See bespiegelt
    Sich die reifende Frucht.

    http://www.abdn.ac.uk/~nhi708/classify/animalia/chordata/mammalia/pinnipedia/sealion.wav

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  15. Keith Shepard

    Well, it worked in Star Trek…

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  16. NHS

    Hurray for 8 weeks of annual leave! Beats my 6 weeks though!

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