Please rank these John Mayer throw aways in order please…Worst to first…Thanks!
1. Demi Lovato
2. Katy Perry
3. Minka Kelly
4. Jennifer Aniston
5. Jessica Simpson
6. Kate Hudson
7. Jennifer Love Hewitt
8. Heidi Klum
9. Rhona Mitra
10. your wife/first love
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Dear Alf…
Go fuck your hand. I will not let your feeble attempt to get me into “I must be gay” argument just because I am envious and jealous and filled with hate of the one called John Mayer.
Net worth over 40 million never hurts either.
“I’ll never let your head hit the bead without my hand behind it.” Abra cadabra.. Panties off.
… I’m starting to think vking has a “man crush” on John Mayer !
(please don’t ask me my “bench press” … been thru that already)
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Excuse me … but this constant obsession with where (or, in whom) John Mayer has possibly (in a manner of speaking) … well …
“Arpeggio’d his Stratocaster” …
… is beginning to get … uhhh … uncomfortable !!!
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Just sayin’ …
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Where’s Alf during this heavy discussion?
Given Demi’s apparent lesbian-struggle issues (e.g. battering a back-up dancer), she tops the list in the “break-her-in category.”
Though Perry’s cups could create level 4-anesthetic eye roll. Plus she’s talented.
Can’t really say much ’bout the rest. But Aniston earns a solid “naz” for nasty.
Hewitt’s alright too.
Minka Kelly and Jennifer Love Hewitt are a tie for number 1.
Simpson, Aniston, Klum round out the top 5.
Hudson and Perry then toss the rest up and see how they land.
Great job V.King – very funny.