Does Honey Boo Boo Trade Equities?

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I have been asking myself this question since last night. Mainly because, well, my account looks like some asshole’s in Jackson Mississippi. As if someone took a barrel of money, poured Old Crow on it, and said, “hey y’all, watch this!” On that command, the bucket was set ablaze and thrown at the streets of Wall. Resulting in a mess. Mind you now, most of my equities are trading within their seasonality, but that seasonality reads something like “fuck you very much.”

It’s in this fashion that I wonder if Honey Boo Boo Chile does the same, as she must be rich now, well, if not for her mother’s consumption of food. what would she buy, RGR, SWHC, MCD, YUM? I think all of the above. I am making up serious ground today, but I have been drug through the dirt as of late. With the fed meeting tomorrow I will be looking to add to my GLD position and get short the US Dollar by the way of UDN. We all know Uncle Ben wants to print and buy bonds.

As I wrote this I am hemorrhaging gains into the close. FML. Please don’t forget to vote for me tomorrow night. Also, please check out my campaign video below. Turn it up, “Den Naesehorn” speaks softly.

 

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